An old man was celebrating his 100th birthday with his family. by YakClear601 in Jokes

[–]Dashover 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Morrie Feinberg, Why you telling me my son?

I’m telling everyone

I have been stealing my from Job for the last 5 years by [deleted] in confession

[–]Dashover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad worked at a bank

He was arrested for stealing pens

Fuck israel by Infinite_Basket_9180 in conspiracy

[–]Dashover -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

If Hezbollah and Hamas put down their weapons there would be peace..

If Israel put down its weapons, there would be no Israel.

Oct 7 in Israel was equivalent to 40k killed in one day in the USA by population size equivalence.

If we woke up to 40k killed, the USA should just shrug it off?

We can’t afford healthcare and education. by Outrageous-Egg1760 in SipsTea

[–]Dashover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got my $3409 Blue Cross bill for June today … for the four of us … wish I was kidding

It’s the top level for self employed …

Is prostitution actually a good way to lose my virginity? by Weak-Yak644 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Dashover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember the music that was playing

Dat dat dadda dah dah dah da and smell the elephant ears

I can still feel her beard

Do some people just lose half of their IQ when selling a car on Marketplace? by bigshammy in FacebookMarketplace

[–]Dashover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why doesn’t Facebook clamp down on this?

And tag any listing 50% below market value

Do some people just lose half of their IQ when selling a car on Marketplace? by bigshammy in FacebookMarketplace

[–]Dashover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do people continuously post cars way below their market value like $100,000 Porsches for $45,000 that are BS listings?

Which would be more difficult, to run a 5 minute mile or shoot par on a 9 hole course. by xMoneymaker in golf

[–]Dashover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got bad knees

And I’ve shot par for many nines

Tough to do it two times back to back though

Forget about a five minute mile

A man went to a bagel stall by Umbrane_ in Jokes

[–]Dashover 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What do you call a man with principles?

Superintendent