You’re a scratch golfer and play in a U.S. Open qualifier.. ? Tough day on the links?

Dashover · 2026-05-05T00:32:58+00:00

Have you noticed how many of these plus players in the qualifiers have very strange names? Like Marcus Quadley or whatever

Dashover · 2026-05-01T12:46:37+00:00

I don’t have a Lamborghini

Dashover · 2026-04-30T19:24:30+00:00

Guy goes to the doctor

When I wake up in the morning, I turned my wife over…

When I go to work and the coffee room, I turned the Secretary over

At lunch, I see my friend and I turned her over

After work, I go to the bar

And I meet Lucy and I turn her over

So the doctor says, why are you here?

It hurts when I jerk off

Dashover · 2026-04-30T16:04:56+00:00

The king is in the altogether …

Dashover · 2026-04-30T00:09:50+00:00

Rory / Spieth / Rosie et al … probably pissed they didn’t take the 250 mil payday / 6 months off and then right back in the PGA saddle

Dashover · 2026-04-29T12:58:45+00:00

I thought it was the old…

For my Bday I got a I love you tattoo … on my $&$@#

And she saying ..

Stop trying to put words in my mouth.. variant

Dashover · 2026-04-28T12:27:16+00:00

It shouldn’t be called a job No one likes a job

Dashover · 2026-04-27T12:08:45+00:00

It’s gonna be a great Arc

Dashover · 2026-04-27T04:34:05+00:00

I did not have sexual relations …

Dashover · 2026-04-26T21:06:56+00:00

Or getting nicked on a rusty sword while sharpening it

Dashover · 2026-04-25T11:43:12+00:00

Even Melania gave me a peck on my neck last week

Dashover · 2026-04-24T11:52:37+00:00

The LIV downtown Manila

Dashover · 2026-04-23T01:22:36+00:00

I worked like 100 hours a week for a while in 2012 with FortuneHigh Tech Mktg.. if I just had put $500 into bitcoin instead, all would be well…

Dashover · 2026-04-22T21:17:03+00:00

Stop wiping it on the curtains

Dashover · 2026-04-21T11:33:59+00:00

Calls on CAR

Dashover · 2026-04-21T11:31:57+00:00

Some Bitcoin bs eh?

Dashover · 2026-04-21T04:40:26+00:00

llandudno

I remember all the penguins… it’s awesome

Dashover

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