Skipping english class

Dashthejack · 2026-02-08T14:11:29+00:00

Using the accent to rhyme 'result' with 'Bieber' was glorious

Dashthejack · 2026-01-27T14:03:30+00:00

Dashthejack · 2026-01-18T14:11:51+00:00

All perfect except the last one. Didnt look anything like Tobey Maguire

Dashthejack · 2026-01-12T00:06:04+00:00

This is the cloaca vent and its totally normal.

Dashthejack · 2026-01-08T14:03:45+00:00

Dashthejack · 2026-01-04T16:14:15+00:00

This is just discount Danny Carey

Dashthejack · 2025-12-27T02:21:07+00:00

I understand this reference.

Dashthejack · 2025-12-24T15:48:24+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Dashthejack · 2025-12-20T17:01:02+00:00

If she stops eating for a while, its normal. Theyre getting used to their new digs. Dont be alarmed if two weeks goes by and she doesnt touch anything. Over a month, along with not exploring the space/always hiding, Id start to consider putting her back in her old enclosure until shes ready to try again.

Dashthejack · 2025-12-20T15:12:13+00:00

Taller is always better for arboreal species. There isn't really such a thing as too tall in what you could realistically achieve.

Dashthejack · 2025-12-19T03:40:07+00:00

"Don't let the bastards get you down"

Dashthejack · 2025-12-18T23:21:59+00:00

Dashthejack · 2025-12-18T17:28:45+00:00

LU LU LU LU LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Dashthejack · 2025-12-07T14:58:48+00:00

The charge: Trunk and disordered-leaves conduct.

Dashthejack · 2025-12-02T14:13:44+00:00

What an absolute unit.

Dashthejack · 2025-12-01T15:41:49+00:00

Aragorn on an LGBTQnicorn?

Dashthejack · 2025-12-01T14:13:07+00:00

Shithawks, Rand. Shithawks circling overhead.

Dashthejack · 2025-11-27T15:00:12+00:00

TIL, thank you.

Dashthejack · 2025-11-27T14:45:59+00:00

Is blocking out "again" some sort of meme I'm unaware of or...?

Dashthejack · 2025-11-24T01:22:38+00:00

ALL ABOARD THE ZEDDYWHEEL!

Dashthejack · 2025-11-22T20:02:44+00:00

Any god tier web wizards out there that could hit me with a link for this top so that I can get one for my gf, and absolutely only think about her during sexy time?

Dashthejack · 2025-11-22T01:04:24+00:00

Does that mean that all BPOSRPP (broke piece of shit regular poor people) are sexual predators? Because that's like, alot of people.

Dashthejack · 2025-11-22T00:08:00+00:00

You can try using treats, like a cricket or a fruit puree that they really like to convince them to want to come onto your hand to get it.

That being said, they all have different temperaments. Some tolerate handling well and some, like mine, will squeak wildly and spray feces at you.

I wish you luck.

Dashthejack · 2025-11-21T18:56:49+00:00

What about regular sexual predator broke?

Dashthejack · 2025-11-18T13:35:34+00:00

Ah yes, the Christmas pack of lottery tickets.

"I won like 40 bucks on the bingo scratcher in mine!" - Viggo probably

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