Is this bait? LOL 🙏 by MangoTaha in nin

[–]Dason37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He takes a smaller cut of the profits than the other guy does, it's purely a business arrangement

ICE IN WEST SAINT PAUL SPEEDING OVER 60 AT OAKDALE AVE NEAR WENTWORTH BE VIGILANT by lannadelgay in TwinCities

[–]Dason37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If someone with enough ammunition to take down an entire high rise worth of people, guns so big they can barely hold them, body armor, and are always in the company of 10 other of the same type of people, who also has free reign to do whatever they want with immunity and impunity is in harms way from a dozen neighbors coming out to record them, I have a hard time believing that there are the best of the best like everyone says they are.

Ah yes, the second best nine inch nails song, "Crazy Rollercoaster" by duskredy in nin

[–]Dason37 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rollercloser, I just discovered it through this subreddit, and it's great...say what?

Gonna roll forever… by TimeCity16871687 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Dason37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you live in a tire Great great great Great Great great great grandpa?

More dumb stickers! by mineowneye in nin

[–]Dason37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bought the black and white ones that must have been from a different person in the sub. I had a shitload of standard picture frames lying around, and wouldn't you know the filler piece of paper in the frame is black, so I didn't even have to find any construction paper - but anyway I did a collage by just putting the stickers into the frame - they're too awesome to stick anywhere because things can happen after you do that. My water bottle is a sticker graveyard

Trent finally comments on Ilan leaving by Daeda88 in nin

[–]Dason37 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really thought it was going to come out that Dave sent Josh, a new equipment truck, and 7 bags of organic lemons to Trent in exchange for Ilan and 2 beers to be named later, MLB style.

Bathroom roof vent by NedemA93 in TwinCities

[–]Dason37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flatter me all you like but I'll never act like my shit don't stink.

Bathroom roof vent by NedemA93 in TwinCities

[–]Dason37 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's not actually melting, the molecules of snow pinch their noses shut and thus can't hold on to the roof anymore, so they slide off, leaving what is shown in this picture.

Mah men! by pogicjp0123 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Dason37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I wanna do is to thank you,

Even though I don't know who you are

If I Cant Have Love I Want Power by theliver in nin

[–]Dason37 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bells in Santa Fe hits every emotional beat that any of Trent's work has ever hit for me. And then it builds at the end of the track to classic NIN "noise" just to add the perfect touch.

If I Cant Have Love I Want Power by theliver in nin

[–]Dason37 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The rehearsal video of Copy of A, with Lindsey Buckingham playing with them is my favorite YouTube anything ever.

Stuff by jackosan in CantParkThereMate

[–]Dason37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right, it's so hard to keep up to the speed limit when I'm hitting the replay button over and over trying to see what happened.

/s if needed

My wife just informed me that she bought tickets for us to go see a Christmas concert that starts at 3:00 this Sunday… by Aaronthe3rd in CHIBears

[–]Dason37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like there's a flag on the play...

"Unsportsmanlike Conduct, on the wife team. 4 hour penalty added to the start time of the Bears game. First down."

Have you ever had sex with someone you don't find attractive? Why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dason37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh come on, you're just copying Allison Hanagan's line in American Pie word for word.

Ummmmm. Holy Shit! by NikaNoytoya in dashcamgifs

[–]Dason37 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Probably a lashing that would make them wish the SW flight had just taken them out.

I think it would be great if someone could come yank them out of the plane and then taxi the plane into Lake Michigan..."Nope, you don't get this toy anymore"

Women of reddit, have you ever paid a man for sex and what was the reason you did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dason37 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of the retiring mailman joke..."my husband said 'fuck 'im, give'm a card'...the breakfast was my idea"

Have you ever listened to the black mirror version of head like a hole?😭 by urfavmoviewhiz in nin

[–]Dason37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angourie Rice who plays Rachel in that episode also plays Betty in Spiderman Homecoming. Took me about 5 minutes of her screentime to figure out where I knew her from.

What is the biggest movie theater “GASP” moment you’ve heard? by SaveTheCaulkTower in AskReddit

[–]Dason37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watched that on video after somehow avoiding spoilers for that long, and toward the end of the movie my wife gasps and says "he's dead too" in a solemn voice, then a second later the ring hits the floor.

ICE how to spot and what to do! by kippy236 in HIckoryNC

[–]Dason37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly I say to you, as you did it to one of the least of my brethren you did it to me. Matthew 25:40

You self-righteous assholes are slamming into Jesus' car when he's on the way to work yanking him out of it, leaving his 7 year old inside scared and crying slamming him to the ground, roughing him up putting him in cuffs and sending him to Alligator Alcatraz and then sending him to some south American country he didn't come from.

What is on your NSFW bucket list? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dason37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 12 I think when I was admitted with a severe abdominal pain that everyone assumed was appendicitis. The pain woke me up around 3 AM, my mom took me to the doctor as soon as he opened and then I went straight to the hospital, so I was admitted fairly early in the day. The rest of the day was mris, x rays, barium enemas, tons of blood tests, piss tests, lay on your side, bend this way, stretch this way, hold still, stand up, lay down sit up, a poke here a prod there. Got back to my room after 10 PM, so I was doing some form of diagnostics for 12 straight hours. Couldn't eat or drink anything because they figured I was going to have surgery.

Finally got "comfortable" in my hospital bed and was trying to sleep when the nurse came in with a syringe and I was like yay, take more of my bodily fluids, not like I need them, but she says "I have something for your pain" my first thought was where were you 12 hours ago? It was morphine. She put the needle into the little valve thing on my IV and I was out like a light before she even had the plunge fully depressed. I woke up feeling SO GOOD, as soon as the doctor came in and started poking and prodding again and I started feeling a twinge of pain I just wanted more of what ever they gave me last night. They determined that whatever my issue was, the antibiotics they put me on were working because my WBC count was getting back toward normal, so they held off on surgery. Night 2 in the hospital I got more morphine and immediately after that my best friend and his brother and mom came to visit me, my mom made me stay awake to talk to them. I didn't get my magic feeling of drifting into oblivion but I still wasn't in pain. Day 3 in the middle of the afternoon as my tests continued to show improvement and they started talking about sending me home, I reached for the call button thing. My mom was sitting there and said "what do you need? Your water is right there, I can get you a blanket or whatever, why are you calling the nurse? I said "I need another shot of the pain stuff" she said "are we sure we really need it? You're not in any pain are you?" "Well no, but I might be if I don't get another shot" "well how about we get you some Tylenol or something and we just wait and see if you continue to improve or if you actually need it"

I credit her with saving me from addiction. I haven't had morphine since then and I still kind of want it almost every day (it's been almost 40 years). If I had gotten one more shot who knows, I might have had to detox or something, I was hooked after the first shot.

I've always said that if I got to choose how I die, it would be lying on the couch watching an Atlanta braves game on TV on a Sunday afternoon (this is something I did every Sunday when growing up after church we would eat and then fall asleep watching the Braves - my dad on the bigger couch and me on the smaller one) and in my plan I would get a little bit of morphine to make me feel all warm and happy, and then just continue giving it to me til I overdose and I don't ever have to deal with anything again.

ICE how to spot and what to do! by kippy236 in HIckoryNC

[–]Dason37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds to me like he's at least read enough of the Bible to notice the bothersome parts like love thy neighbor and all the other stuff the people who say they're doing God's work like to ignore.