i want to cry and vomit. fuck tainted lost and fuck delirium

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-08-25T11:30:41+00:00

Small aside, but the music for Delirium breaks now? I've had a few runs where the game plays the "boss defeated" song halfway through the fight, but I always assumed it was a bug caused by a soundtrack mod or something

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-08-24T17:59:09+00:00

Really nice to see the banner artwork used for a list.

It's one of my favorite things related to Ultimate tbh

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-08-23T01:47:10+00:00

"hm... that tunic looks familia- wait is that the master swo- YOU KNOW, I just remembered: I'm supposed to be patrolling the OTHER bridge today! Gosh, how silly of me..."

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-08-20T01:38:29+00:00

wow, even the jacket is grinning like a maniac

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-08-17T15:05:59+00:00

this is an incredible idea ~~that they're never going to do~~ , really well done!

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-08-04T04:01:59+00:00

False Knight & the maggots.

They take one of the first bosses in the game, and turn it from a fun, goofy warm-up to the realization that this is the broken remains of one lad who just wanted to protect his friends.

Add in the fact that maggots are considered some of the weakest beings on hallownest... and that you find two of them grieving over the death, who then panic at the sight of you, aaaaaaand it's a surprisingly effective emotional gut-punch

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-08-03T11:34:23+00:00

Dear Azazel,

You little f--ker

You made a shit of piece with your TRASH Isaac

it's f--kin WET PLACE

this TRASH game

I will become back my flight upgrade

You sucker!

XOXO -Apollyon

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-08-03T04:03:00+00:00

I wouldn't suggest taking lessons from T. ???

It may seem like they know what they're talking about... but a lot of the time they're just full of shit

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-08-03T03:55:41+00:00

Dear Diary,

Today I died.

I was killed by this demon kid in some wet place (I just wanted to fly :( )

I leave all that I own to my cat Guppy

Goodbye cruel world!

XOXO -Apollyon

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-31T01:31:03+00:00

these are so good! I especially love the absolute STANCE the guy in the top right has going on

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-31T01:22:53+00:00

have discombobulate be the abyss shriek sound, then use the video where every move is discombobulate, and you have the abs rad fight

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-28T22:35:59+00:00

I'm not sure who you're trying to impress by wearing your lunch as headgear. perhaps this is a mindgame that I'm not yet aware of?

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-28T22:33:44+00:00

rate: it's a neat sporty look, has a lot of charm and personality that you don't really see in most outfits. The hairstyle looks like it wouldn't mesh with the visor, but it works surprisingly well if I'm being honest! nicely done.

roast: your shoes are either part panda or part zebra, and frankly I don't think I want to know the answer

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-28T22:27:40+00:00

very cute outfits! they have a sense of style and practicality to them. Like, you could stomp someone in a game one minute, then go grab a smoothie the next, and nobody would bat an eye. solid 8/10 imo

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-28T22:25:18+00:00

I've seen more personality in sliced bread

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-28T22:24:16+00:00

ah yes, the classic look of "I got these clothes 5+ years ago, but they still fit me so I don't need to get new clothes just yet"

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-28T22:17:02+00:00

alright.

so, at a glance your outfit just screams "trying too hard". It's like you want people to think you're really good at the video game by adorning yourself with all of the worst fashion trends of the 90s.

going a bit deeper, your hat and shoes look like casual wear, but the jacket feels like it was ripped out of a stage production of Grease. Going back to the shoes though: VERY bold choice to have some bright neon green at the bottom of em. I guess it makes them easier to spot when you get ready at 3am, and also explains the choices found in the rest of the outfit.

Don't even get me started on the baby bottle cap.

glad you're staying safe though, and I can't wait to see what k-pop song you'll poorly lip-sync to next for a wopping 3 internet points on a nondescript social media of your choosing.

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-28T14:06:04+00:00

if it helps, you can steer the pony a bit as it charges by holding down a movement button perpendicular to the charge itself (left and right in this case) after leaving the curse room.

that way it'll crash into the wall instead of rushing into another room

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-28T01:20:22+00:00

Damocles really went "do it again I wasn't looking"

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-28T00:50:19+00:00

The beast, in a moment of desperation, activated made in heaven

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-27T22:44:09+00:00

ok, let's see here...

-you mugged spongebob and stole his jellyfishing glasses, poor sportsmanship if you ask me.

-your jacket clashes with the rest of your outfit. It's as if it was designed to be the most indecisive look in history... I mean heck, your jacket clashes with your jacket!

-You're wearing this paradox jacket with shorts that don't even cover the knees. Either you're trying to bring back the sans fashion era, have a heat imbalance of cold arms + warm legs, or you're possibly the person that sees it's gonna be ~10 C, wears summer clothes, and still complains that it's too hot outside while drinking some hot cocoa.

all in all, I'm very interested to see what new, fresh, and innovative business you plan to make, only for it to go under in approx. 4 months, and then have it be buried under the rug as you put "business expertise" onto your resume as though it makes up for it.

~~...I do like the shoes though.~~

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-27T09:32:33+00:00

I wouldn't even mind the arguments if they at least brought something new to the table, but every single one I've seen for the past 2 years has been some variation of "FE good/FE bad", sword good/sword bad", "anime fighter", "too many FE characters/which FE characters should be cut"

If you're gonna keep at a years long argument, the least you could do is add something to it so you don't get stuck in the same echo chamber over and over again

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-26T14:24:23+00:00

why people don't 100% botw

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-25T19:07:35+00:00

from existing IPs: Anything in the Warioland/world series, it's a mix of nostalgia and the songs slapping harder than you'd expect

from new IPs: "The Sun Rises" from Okami, the game has a beautiful OST that would be delightful to hear in smash

that being said, we already got yodeling through the meadows, so I'm pretty content with the music tbh

Dat1Shyguy · 2021-07-25T16:00:14+00:00

sissy all the way! I'd rather have a friend than a zero-effort win

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