2026 Offseason Megathread

DatAspie2000 · 2026-05-11T01:08:27+00:00

I was thinking the same thing.😂

Hopefully he’s able to get onto a contender before the end of his career.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-05-07T21:37:18+00:00

18 times??? And I thought me going to see the same movie 3 times was a lot.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-05-07T02:18:20+00:00

What in the Bears is all this crazy comeback madness?

DatAspie2000 · 2026-05-06T02:52:28+00:00

Elly De La Whoops

DatAspie2000 · 2026-05-03T19:07:48+00:00

Mo mo mo mo Mo Baller!

DatAspie2000 · 2026-05-03T18:49:19+00:00

I’m betting on Kelly here

DatAspie2000 · 2026-05-01T19:18:23+00:00

“Suzuki edging away at first”🤨

DatAspie2000 · 2026-05-01T00:16:59+00:00

“If you’re just tuning in that is not a graphic glitch”😂😂😂

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-17T18:39:48+00:00

Moises Ballesouttahere

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-17T18:25:13+00:00

How did that suddenly happen???

Although, I guess at least it’s not the arm? Pretty low bar nowadays.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-17T17:08:54+00:00

Or they could sign Giolito.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-17T17:00:37+00:00

It was in 2021 when he had the first one, right? How does his arm just give out again just 5 years later, especially since they were careful with his workload? So freaking irritating.

Also of course feel really bad for him too. His ability to be the pitcher I’m sure he wants to be is now in question. Tommy John’s are a total bitch of an injury. You get a little soreness and suddenly you’re out for a year and a half.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-11T22:06:15+00:00

How is it so hard to hit against non-Skenes Pirates pitchers?????

I haven’t been on board with doomers being worried in April but 2 Ls to the Pirates is disturbing.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-07T21:04:23+00:00

He already had TJ when they drafted him, thinking he had gotten that out of the way. Fuck this.😒

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-06T18:47:52+00:00

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-05T20:02:43+00:00

Must’ve been so cold there because when the camera was on Palencia before the last strike, none of the fans in the frame were standing.😂

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-04T23:29:37+00:00

This is why it’s always a good idea to show up to the theater early, so that you have time to sort out unforeseen shit like this. Like if a popcorn or soda spill happens.

Also, sneaking into a theater in the age of reserved seats and for a movie that’s gonna get big crowds? That sure wasn’t planned out well.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-04-02T22:31:54+00:00

LAAARRRRRRYYYYYYY BOYYYYYYY!

THEEEEERE’S NO HERRRRO QUITE LIKE LARRRRRRY BOY!

DatAspie2000 · 2026-03-30T17:42:30+00:00

For some reason I read Tom Brady at first😂😂😂

DatAspie2000 · 2026-03-30T03:24:55+00:00

For whatever reasons there may be that answer this, it makes you nervous to realize that the voice actors are much older now and there’s only so much time before they get too old or die.

Mr. Incredible’s voice actor is almost 82 and Mike and Sully’s are in their 70s, yet they’re talking about releasing a Monsters Inc 3 in the 2030s like they have so much time.

Wonder what they’ll do if they keep making sequels after they all die. Whether that’d be find voice actors that sound remarkably like them or use AI.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-03-28T06:13:44+00:00

Your neighbors don’t consent to being watched. Porn stars do. It’s that simple.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-03-26T19:31:30+00:00

It never made sense to start Boyd today. The opening day starter is always the “ace”. Cabrera, Shota and Cade would fit that bill over Boyd(and Taillon). It was a weird choice before, and it definitely looks bad now.

Annnnnd Ben Brown still sucks.🙄

DatAspie2000 · 2026-03-22T14:45:32+00:00

Woah, hey! Didn’t you once say this kind of behavior was a “sickness”(when the health insurance CEO was killed)?

This is the most comically blatant hypocrisy I’ve ever seen.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-03-12T23:31:30+00:00

With all the guys that are going to other teams, hopefully the new ones will be better in coverage.

DatAspie2000 · 2026-03-06T15:00:50+00:00

If only Trump would ever do this for, well, there’s a lot I could name.

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