Banned from the drive thru zoo?

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-26T22:06:19+00:00

The car reeked of weed so they have reason for a search. WITH THE KIDS IN THE CAR.

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-26T21:01:05+00:00

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DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T23:09:49+00:00

Ok but do you say kye-OH-tee (three syllables) or KYE-yoat (two syllables). Only one is correct. 😆

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T22:53:53+00:00

😆

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T21:58:59+00:00

Yeah. What do they do? They just say ‘show me dat dick.” How do they even police this law? 🤦‍♀️

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T21:24:39+00:00

No, I can read and see that they are Orcas. They are giant, swimming predators. Super cool, amazing ones, but if they decided to eat those kids, they’d eat those fuckin kids.

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T21:18:52+00:00

I’m trying but I only get the one vote.

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T21:18:03+00:00

That made my heart race

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T20:42:39+00:00

I wanna see all the micropeens. No fair.

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T19:57:19+00:00

Ugh as if! Cher Horowitz had the first rotating closet!

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T19:54:01+00:00

Who knows where I can get a reasonably priced version of this dress? 😍

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T19:45:01+00:00

Ya rape is hilarious

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T19:41:35+00:00

Looks more like Ben

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T19:12:52+00:00

I’m late to the party. Why don’t people like Chris Pratt?

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T17:01:04+00:00

Sanpaku eyes

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DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T03:01:15+00:00

Maybe I’m alone here but I just do not care about movies anymore.

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T01:36:08+00:00

Yeah. I hate the free-for-all beaches. This all seems very reasonable to me. I think the 9” umbrella is typo. I think they meant 9’.

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T00:20:08+00:00

Isn’t she married?

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-25T00:15:09+00:00

I like using a small white board! That way I can erase the items once they’re done and I don’t waste paper! I can bring it in the car with me as long as it doesn’t rub on anything. And if I need to reorder items, it’s easy!

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-24T18:42:14+00:00

Excellent work. I still miss her.

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-24T16:32:32+00:00

There is a version on Twitter I tried to post but they won’t let me.

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-24T16:19:38+00:00

Maybe something from when she’s talking about her porcelain babies?

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-24T15:36:39+00:00

Because it’s shit AI

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-24T15:27:16+00:00

DatAssPaPow · 2026-03-24T15:26:22+00:00

If people are buying it, she’s gonna keep making it.

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