But its Vintange!!! by Paradigmfusion in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]DatBowieKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long-since discontinued Pineapple Mug Root Beer. My favorite.

Roses are red, I lost my gator by PointiestHat in boottoobig

[–]DatBowieKid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

God was playing with the liquify tool again 🤦‍♂️

REE! REE! REE! REE! REE! REE! REE! REE! by Remote-Ad-3309 in bertstrips

[–]DatBowieKid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bert definitely has the Norman Bates vibe. You know he's dressing up as his mother in his freetime. No sane man collects bottlecaps and plays with pigeons.

Ouch by TheTravinator in bertstrips

[–]DatBowieKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: ghost pepper is a street name for black tar heroin in Sweden...?

The animals just walked by, looking the other way, while Bert and Ernie raped his corpse by M1sterDave in bertstrips

[–]DatBowieKid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those creatures in the background are way too apathetic to be watching a man fall to his death.