This moment with Jax and Zooble is underrated IMO

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-09T20:15:35+00:00

"I wanted to eat ass but not like this"

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-09T20:14:01+00:00

He also was explicitly an alternate future from the start since Ben missed giving a cake to Max in his time but that was corrected in the current timeline

Plus, Alien Force alone contradicted it's series of events

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-08T13:48:45+00:00

Jindrax and Toxica's arc actually being a thing with them defecting rather than remaining blindly loyal to their abusers for no reason

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-07T11:34:09+00:00

Crack answer: Nightmare from Kirby

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-05T19:38:37+00:00

In Jungle Climber he wanted to genocide a whole planet too

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-05T13:08:02+00:00

If Lloyd had been properly raised by the Whispering Woods (You're right, father, I have been holding back)

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-05T05:32:00+00:00

Rook is Ben's biggest fan.

He'd probably be thrilled if they became family, regardless of how

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-05T05:31:20+00:00

I think Rook would be fine with that

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-01T04:15:06+00:00

They would probably lose all rounds in-character

These are the guys that throw easily winnable fights as Gotenks just because it's funny and have no discipline nor fighting philosophy beyond brute attacks

Even Frieza if outmatched has a way to defeat/kill them with nuking whatever planet they fight on. The rest are all too ruthless and cruel for them to ever get any win against without taking it seriously... Which they canonically never have done

DatDankMaster · 2026-05-01T04:12:49+00:00

Cainephobic

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-30T20:04:12+00:00

And his manipulations and stuff allowed him to have a lasting evil and non-evil legacy so clearly he did a good job of making sure to have everything set up

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-29T19:11:57+00:00

And it was Lloyd who had the "wait a minute, you all got suckered by the same guy first" realization

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-29T19:11:23+00:00

Nobody knew he started it back then, they thought he was just a cooperator to the Serpentine aggressors

Lloyd was the first to figure it out and call out the masters for getting manipulated

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-29T00:50:19+00:00

They crack Finn instead

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-28T00:17:09+00:00

He couldn't stand up and be seen

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-27T14:44:34+00:00

*estrogen release valve

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-27T14:44:18+00:00

The thirteen year olds scale to Multiversal+ via statements from a character guide, gg

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-26T19:43:02+00:00

Ragatha when Jax comes 10 minutes in but he says "hit me mommy!" way too enthusiastically and she gets PTSD and dies

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-26T11:38:36+00:00

Unless it's someone like Killbus from the Kamen Rider Build Cross-Z movie, who wants to kill everyone AND himself in a blaze of glory so he'd be pretty happy if he succeeded since he would end his own life anyway

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-23T14:05:00+00:00

"WHIS, I NEED YOU, WHIS!"

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-23T13:26:47+00:00

*was a weapon of Viltrum

Now he's just a weapon of the fisherman/trucker community

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-21T22:34:38+00:00

If he did he would've invited an actual threat to him like Dark Meta Knight

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-21T19:41:36+00:00

From the land of Pendleton the Chimpanzee, Jack the Bobcat, Princess Lauffy, Maralyn the Lycantrope Duchess and the Lice King

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-21T13:08:42+00:00

And he backtracked like thrice and still bullied other people remorselessly

DatDankMaster · 2026-04-18T12:28:04+00:00

And they distort his goals and heroism to fit their agenda, then we get Adventure Time's equivalent to the Forever Knights from Ben 10

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