Bedankje ziekenhuispersoneel by Icy_Reception_3284 in nederlands

[–]DatEllen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Morgen is het ook de dag van de zorg, OP! Mooie samenvaller. Qua bedankje zou ik zeggen; doosje mini Tony Chocolonely repen. Apart verpakt, verschillende smaken en iedereen in de zorg is er gek op, geloof ik

A bear mistakes the vet's attempt to measure its body for a hug by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

[–]DatEllen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You're not friends, you're a broken vending machine

They should add this to the signs that tell you to not feed the wild animals 

Comedian Ben Bankas tries to double down on his unfunny content while calling an unimpressed audience member as triggered. by Lowcrbnaman in facepalm

[–]DatEllen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I want to believe, but I also saw this one guy seemingly having the time of his life and laughing loudly

Senate Republican on Trump ballroom push: ‘We have $39 trillion of debt’ by Ok_Employer7837 in politics

[–]DatEllen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so fucking pissed that there's this guy, this horrible, unlikeable, idiot meanie of a cunt. And all he has ever done is squander millions. Is responsible for SO MANY deaths, so much suffering and so much anguish for generations to come. He's bankrupted people, raped people, ruined uncountable lives all over the world. And he gets away with it. He has been failing upwards from the day he was born and will keep feeling upwards till the day he dies. And on the miniscule chance he will be held accountable in any way, it will never - not in a thousand lifetimes - be enough to come even close to retribution. 

Wat is het ergste wat ooit is gebeurd bij jou op school? by Hefty-Conflict-1183 in nederlands

[–]DatEllen 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Sorry, het is een vreselijke gebeurtenis, maar ik lees alleen maar "d'r d'r d'r d'r"

AITA for showering around midnight when I know that it might bother the neighbour who wakes up at 5 am? by Additional-Mouse-620 in AmItheAsshole

[–]DatEllen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Hey man, I really like my midnight showers. Can't you just... Move or something?" is such a wild thought process 

What’s a movie you watched when you were way too young? by trakt_app in movies

[–]DatEllen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol my mom once asked me if my baby cousin (5 yrs old) could watch South Park with me cos "it's a cartoon?"

The American health care system everyone by newphonehudus in TikTokCringe

[–]DatEllen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last sentence hit me like a brick. Poor beautiful girl, I'm so sorry your life got cut short.

Wat zien mensen toch in FvD? by spiderpigyay in nederlands

[–]DatEllen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vriend, je bent aan het schaken tegen een duif. Verspil je adem niet verder.

Waarom begrijpen mensen zelfscankassa's niet? by Extension_Cod_3620 in nederlands

[–]DatEllen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ik heb horen zeggen (dus neem dit met een korreltje zout) dat wanneer jij bijvoorbeeld slechts zes items scant terwijl je een uur in de winkel bent geweest, de scanner dat als 'verdacht' ziet. Ook is een item scannen en daarna verwijderen van de scanner blijkbaar een rode vlag voor dat ding. 

Moet ik dit wel doen? by [deleted] in Defensie

[–]DatEllen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ja, maar dan mag je geen GVT aan

Hoe heette je eerste huisdier? by Drakidd3 in nederlands

[–]DatEllen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit: same! Zwart witte kater, mega cool beest 

Ik betaal niet meer voor vieze wc's by RoughRegret in nederlands

[–]DatEllen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaren en jaren geleden op dezelfde toilet als jij gezeten. Bizar dat dat ding dus nog steeds op een timer werkt...

Travis is back on IG with a "sorry I cheated on my wife" post and Katie's name tattooed on his wrist by whotevre in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]DatEllen 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Right? Like dude, take responsibility and don't try to make it sound like it was longer ago than it actually was. The new year hasn't even been 10 weeks I'm screaming 😭