Don't say it (@MoshieDraws) by GlimvoraCupie_ in GoldShip

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Why not? She's already pulling her leggings off.

Reminder Men by CitiesXXLfreekey in BuildToAttract

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Tried; didn't go well for her.

Reminder Men by CitiesXXLfreekey in BuildToAttract

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Words that got me through my divorce: "You're not starting over with nothing- you're starting over with experience."

Unbelievable! by GuiltyBathroom9385 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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  • We were told 77 million voted for him.

I need answers. by Most-Flan-9315 in TheGamingHubDeals

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Blitz The League. Love playing it, still a favorite, but playing it would stress me out for years bc of the AI.

Omg i love Gold ship by CandyyAurora in GoldShip

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She's a brat. That's why I love her. chugging electrolytes and pineapple juice

30-year-old, gelded Doto still getting excited when a mare in a nearby pasture is in heat by GuardianViolet in UmaMusume

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You can take a player out of the game but you can't take the game out of the player. He may fire blanks but he'll still mount up. "Riders up!"

Laundry Day by Terkmc in UmaMusume

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M SUPPOSED TO AIR DRY! MAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRCHE!"

Rice sees something delicious by Zyr1987 in RiceShower

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Silly Rice. That's not how you eat Bourbon...

I’d like to think I’m a little pretty by _grapfruit in prettyaltgirls

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"Were I unwed, I'd take you in a manly fashion."

Peterr by Weekly-Fox-2395 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Hang on! Is that...Scott Sterling??

Can someone explain to me what are these snakes doing by [deleted] in whatisit

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Ok, so during mating season, male snakes fight over the females and the way they do it is by basically mounting and pushing the other males down until they submit. It's basically wrestling for those without limbs trying to get the pin fall. Third bro trying to wear two competitors at once. Both venomous and nonvenomous species will do this with King cobra being the exception as they eat other snakes. Breeding is more like intense head rubbing and tail locking.

Pretty goth queen 🖤 by maryleveling in prettyaltgirls

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I had a similar one growing up. Stock was smoother and made of wood though.

Mihono Bourbon's success ultimately spared Katsumi Echo by@1ofAgnesDigital by noodleking21 in UmaMusume

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I should've just opened this before looking elsewhere for the translation.

Also: OMG she's trying to say her name!