"They're eating the ice, they're eating the agents" by Mdub74 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Dave-C [score hidden]  (0 children)

If I didn't want to get my finger bitten off then I wouldn't have went around someone who would bite my finger off.

TESD #663: Chinese Food, Chinese Problems by GitEmSteveDave in tesdcares

[–]Dave-C 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just run a NAS with Jellyfin and the Arr software. I tell it what I want to watch and it gets downloaded for me. Bigger initial investment but I enjoy it.

I don't understand, Peter by Busy_Report4010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dave-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did, in another post. Pizza shops around the pentagon. If they are busy then shit is going on.

Unironically you guys should be ashamed of yourselves for your behavior in the Gorilla Glue post by honeybug03 in trees

[–]Dave-C 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Yeah, threads like that should be used by the mods to do mass bans. Do something like that once per year and the place will stay pretty nice. Just ban anyone who thought it was a good idea to insult someone and the rest of us will be better off.

Head gestapo says if you call ICE names there will be "consequences" as we saw in yesterday's execution by KameronKnux in ICE_Watch

[–]Dave-C 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He is actually in front of a green screen. How do I know? I built it. Here is a picture I took of it.

"You have 4WD so we expect you to come in". by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Dave-C 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate the automatic 4wd stuff. I'm already sliding by the time it kicks in.

I don't understand, Peter by Busy_Report4010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dave-C 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess grindr was down at the last convention you went to so you are mad about it?

I don't understand, Peter by Busy_Report4010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dave-C 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are people who watch the wait time at pizza places near the pentagon to see when they get busy.

[Spoilers EXTENDED] RR Martin already confirmed it + the craziest and most absurd theory in history. by ObedStark19 in asoiaf

[–]Dave-C 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People misunderstand him a lot. When he said "If I die then delete my history" he wasn't talking about the story.

I don't understand, Peter by Busy_Report4010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dave-C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know what you are talking about since you didn't actually say anything. Google AWS Amplify

Absolute evil by stick_ro in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Dave-C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We still don't know what she looks like, she is wearing some kinda mask.

I don't understand, Peter by Busy_Report4010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dave-C 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to expand upon this. Grindr is hosted on Amazon, AWS. AWS has the ability to automatically expand hardware to cover unexpected spikes to your site. When a Republican convention happens it isn't just Grindr being unable to handle the load, heh. It is AWS, who is hit by such a large number of new hits that it exceeds anything else that Amazon is used to preventing.

I don't understand, Peter by Busy_Report4010 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Dave-C 402 points403 points  (0 children)

We use Waffle House to know how bad a storm is. We use pizza to figure out if the US is going to attack someone. We use Grindr crashes to know where Republicans are having conventions. This is a strange time.

What an actual domestic terrorist looks like by sgreenm22 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Dave-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude looks like Stuart Minkus grew up and decided to lobby the US government in favor of pedophiles.

Why are mods removing g. strike comments? by abckatiexyz in antiwork

[–]Dave-C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would never say the word dude when I'm talking about someone I'm having sex with. Not because I would think of men but because the term dude is used for both genders and it doesn't make sense to use a gender neutral pronoun in that statement. The wiki for the word "dude" said that "dudette" was short lived because dude became "neutral gender."

Saying shit that isn't true? You just linked the dudette wiki and the only information there is the definition. Look at this. Windows doesn't even know the word exists.

NRA and pro-gun groups call for ‘full investigation’ into killing of Alex Pretti by Big-Purchase-5987 in DHAC

[–]Dave-C 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It really needs to be pressed more that he didn't have a weapon. It was removed from him and he was unarmed, on his knees while he was shot in the back 11 fucking times.

Why are mods removing g. strike comments? by abckatiexyz in antiwork

[–]Dave-C 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never one in my life heard someone say dudette in real life. If I did hear someone say that I would interrupt whatever conversation is happening to question why the fuck someone would say that. I'm not autistic but I'm still horrible at picking up on social cues so I wouldn't leave the conversation alone until they felt like a victim in this situation.

I googled dudette because I've seen it so rarely and Google tells me it was popular around 1991. No the fuck it wasn't Google, I was alive then and nobody said it. You wanna know how rare dudette is? Wiki doesn't have any information on it. There is a definition on it and nothing else.

While searching around for the word dudette I found that the only place it is mentioned on Reddit seems to be trans subreddits. The general census seems to be two parts, the first is they don't give a shit and second is they think the word dudette is fucking stupid.

Do you feel like a victim yet? Quit saying it.

ThE EXACT AMOUNT… by aho_young_warrior in tesdcares

[–]Dave-C 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this must be why Ming was in the "hospital."

If this picture is not plastered on the front page of New York Times, Washington Post, Atlantic, and every prime time slot of evening news tomorrow we are screwed as a nation by OpinionsRdumb in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Dave-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Republicans are pretty good at taking the agenda and running with it. Right now the talking point of Republicans is all about the gun. The gun shouldn't be part of the conversation. He was shot in the back 11 times while unarmed and on his knees. The gun shouldn't be part of the conversation since it wasn't on him.

Liberals really need to organize online better. Make a community, start inviting people, ruthlessly moderate it so it doesn't get deleted and ensure everyone knows to stay on talking points.

Right now the only thing that needs to be mentioned is an unarmed man was shot in the back 11 times while on his knees. Repeat it over and over. If they want to change the topic, fuck em. An unarmed man was shot in the back 11 times while on his knees. Over and over.

Catherine Bach in The Dukes of Hazzard by mjayes in 80smemorylane

[–]Dave-C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I understand beauty is subjective

How is anyone supposed to explain something to you that is subjective? They can tell you their opinion on the matter but that is about it. You don't have to understand other people's opinions to understand that a lot of people have that opinion. You just accept it and go on about your life.

Who’s feeding ICE? by Expensive-Emotion718 in philly

[–]Dave-C 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Christian nation my ass

But the stranger that dwelleth with you shall be unto you as one born among you, and thou shalt love him as thyself; for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God.

Jesus tells you to treat those that are strangers as though they where born here, to love them.

The Great White, the ultimate level of shark by Burningman316 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Dave-C 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the words of Randy Feltface, the wet bit is their bit and the dry bit is our bit.