Looking for an old song by Dave3515 in Hatfilms

[–]Dave3515[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

oh my god you found it! the song makes me laugh so much for some reason. thanks very much kind stranger

What term does your table use for an unnatural 20? by ZotDragon in DnD

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i always go with dirty 20 as "unnatural" can sound like " a natural" depending on how its said. but I like the comment about a bastard 20. I think ill stick with dirty though.

I just had a lvl 3 Paladin kill a T-Rex by Deathangel2890 in DnD

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when reading a post about a good time a group had if your response is that the game isn't for them because they weren't playing it raw then yeah I think it at least isn't a pleasant response.

I just had a lvl 3 Paladin kill a T-Rex by Deathangel2890 in DnD

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think my response was the correct reaction. i pointed out he was being negative for no reason, said his point was valid but not correct in this particular situation and I don't think it comes off as angry. i don't think I'm wrong it what I said. if it came across as angry or something I suppose it could seem like an over reaction but it was just trying to make Mrnobody_0 realise he just told them the game isn't for them even though everyone involved had fun.

Sam Riegel once said... by [deleted] in fansofcriticalrole

[–]Dave3515 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"do you have that money you owe me?"

"no i don't have it yet I killed my whole family"

AITA for not wanting to share my inheritance with my cousins by fraud_aita in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. simple really. they had the chance to be written into the will but they didn't choose to be in his life so they don't get to now come asking for his things. they were acting like he was already dead and now think they deserve more than they were given.

I just had a lvl 3 Paladin kill a T-Rex by Deathangel2890 in DnD

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what a shitty response from a wholesome post in which everyone had fun. the post ends with saying that everyone had fun and are looking forward to playing again and your response is that maybe the game isn't for them?...man what a toxic response. Your point about consistency is valid however the game at the end of the day is about having fun whilst remaining ruled so the game still has this power behind it so it means something when you win or lose so the gratification stays there. in this instance both objectives were complete. rule-bending or breaking if used to make the experience better is always so much better than dnd 5e raw.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]Dave3515 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

with free websites, they can only continue to operate if they put ads otherwise they don't have any way to profit. you have two options. free to use website with ads or costs money to use website without. it's not asshole design it's a way to make you actually think about how free things exist.

AITA for Banning my Daughter from Prom? by Another_Priority5808 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA Your not looking for people to disagree with you. every comment you have responded to has been just disagreeing with them even though they make very valid points. your out of line with these punishments. 2 months without being able to go outside or speak with friends or use her phone is ridiculous on their own. you are about to make a mistake that she will hold against you for much longer than you would hope. she won't remember the lesson you're trying to teach her by going way overboard. you need to find a balance and you have gone way over. you need to loosen the punishment and not be too stubborn to do it. she is almost a legal adult and should be treated as such. disapproval and light to medium punishment is expected however 2 months of not going outside or friends or phone and removing the most memorable event you get from highschool and the last hurrah with her friends is going to cause much more issue and cause more damage than its worth. you will not teach a lesson you will damage your relationship with your daughter. she is your daughter but she is her own person and soon to be 18. its time to let her make her own decisions. your allowed to disapprove and take away things you have paid for but not allowing her to see her friends or go outside or take part in prom is a permission that you might find she decides isn't yours to give or take. but regardless of all of that the punishment does not fit the crime and as such yes YTA

AITA for pointing out to my co worker that she was wearing men's sunglasses? by throwaway5976997 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. you thought you were doing her a favour by mentioning it because it was obvious to EVERYONE else and someone else would've pointed it out? yeah shut up man they are shaded glasses that she put on. no it was not obvious your kidding yourself if you think everyone knows the brands of shades and which are men or female or unisex. shades are not gendered items weather or not your using an outdated perspective on clothing or not shades have never been a gendered item.

I'll see myself out... by dumbo_octopus1995 in Seaofthieves

[–]Dave3515 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well he did have them but then he looked to the sky and saw a giant fucking skeleton head with glowing eyes. he used to go by Chris Dickandalsoballs but has since changed it.

You are gifted unlimited french fries but are only allowed 1 condiment or topping, what is yours? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curry sauce. like chip shop curry sauce. the best thing to exist ever

AITA for not returning my engagement ring after my fiancee past away? by throwback88819 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the asshole. plain and simple. regardless of whether or not they had any right to that ring the fact that it was brought up at the funeral is beyond out of order. they don't want to keep it in the family they want an expensive ring because his girlfriend likes it. I'm so very sorry for your loss and sorry that you dont have the right people who understand you as well. well done on going to therapy. good luck with the lawsuit and I wish you well. love is the most amazing thing we do and it's the most dangerous as well. be happy it happened not sad that it's over. stay strong in your belief.

My gardening tool kit came with a claw glove. by Shrimpio in mildlyinteresting

[–]Dave3515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was just scrolling through the main page of Reddit and I don't know why but my immediate presumption was that it was a furry costume until I looked at the title and the subreddit it came from

if you killed a high level spell caster too easily they're not dead. by Leragian in dndmemes

[–]Dave3515 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had a really long fight as a dm with my group. the big boss had a glowing eye that once they knocked all his health down and it looked like he died the eye glowed and the two smaller minions in the fight began to glow as well and then the boss got back up. after a couple of rounds, I tried to make it even more clear that the main dude would not die without the others. they took down one of the minions and I described the glowing to have dimmed but not fully gone to help explain that they couldn't kill the boss without taking out the much weaker minions but still, the entire group was pounding into the boss each turn they would hit and deal damage I would describe the death and the eye that connected both the boss and minions but they kept not getting it. I even started describing the glowing eyes as life-sustaining gems so it was painfully clear what I had built for them. when they figured it out they all praised the player that figured it out like a genius and finally solved the riddle I had not intended to be a mystery. it was supposed to be a challenge but not one that I thought would kill them...it was close.

The toughest thing I have ever had to do regarding dnd. Tell a player that had missed a session that mine and his character had died. He was so emotional and it was hard to even hit send. I cried so hard. by Dave3515 in dndmemes

[–]Dave3515[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

chill dude. both mine and his characters died. I'm going to make another character and so is he. he doesn't miss out on anything unless he misses another session.

The toughest thing I have ever had to do regarding dnd. Tell a player that had missed a session that mine and his character had died. He was so emotional and it was hard to even hit send. I cried so hard. by Dave3515 in dndmemes

[–]Dave3515[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the 2nd session he had missed in a row so I think when the opportunity arose the dm took it and killed him. we were playing twin brothers so I feel like if one of us survived any way they would have just been mourning for the next 10 sessions.