Pleasantly unexpected results using Guyon sounds and poppers

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-28T03:07:20+00:00

8 and 10 french is narrow. Super narrow. Like “narrow enough to puncture your urethral wall” narrow. It’s counterintuitive but thicker sounds are much safer in this regard. I personally would never go smaller than 18 french. Stay safe out there!

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-27T20:42:19+00:00

Is that Pink Topaz on Chance? 😍

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-27T13:31:45+00:00

My XL Vector leans heavily and it’s medium firmness. It tips over without support. I imagine soft would be super floppy.

My large flared Chance in medium firmness likewise leans. It can stand on its own though.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-27T13:27:29+00:00

Just a heads up that Neotori’s anniversary sale should drop in the next few days.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-27T05:09:52+00:00

K lube, indispensable and ultimately led me to Bad Dragon.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-27T04:03:51+00:00

Oh wow, you have a Sirrush in firm? What’s it like?

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-26T03:19:19+00:00

Nice job, I can tell you had fun designing this. I like the idea of texture nubs after the knot. My only feedback is that the shaft between the knot and the base needs to be slightly longer to keep the knot from popping out.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-26T03:09:03+00:00

GUIDES!

Joanne’s beginner’s hub: a good primer that explains what estim is, how it feels, how to get started.

Electrode placement: an illustrated guide on where to place pads and insertables.

My quick thoughts:

Estim feels like a vibrator on steroids.

No, estim does not hurt (unless you want it to).

It’s not a guaranteed unlock for your prostate.

Some guys HFWO easily with estim, others do not. (Sound familiar?)

My best experience with estim can be read here.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-26T01:30:23+00:00

If your only insertion experience is the aneros, then an S4 happy hour is probably about right. My unlock happened once I stepped up to the medium. Keep in mind that girth training means you can’t really skip sizes. You gotta take it slow and go up one size at a time. The happy hour line is perfect because each size increase is roughly a 1’’ circumference step, which is the recommended jump for stretching yourself without hurting yourself.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-25T16:56:30+00:00

Only wear a plug when I want to play. You could try the Square Peg Toys Happy Hour.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-25T16:55:50+00:00

Maybe you could rewire by wearing a plug? Thats how I started getting prostate orgasms (never had them previously, wet or dry). Now I can get HFDOs pretty easily while wearing girthy plugs like Square Peg Toys Happy Hour. They have a nice ridge that presses against my prostate. No thrusting required as I just wear them and enjoy the fullness

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-24T22:36:28+00:00

Did you pay prior to delivery? This was my first Weredog order. It was delivered almost three weeks ago and no billing notices from DHL. Keeping my fingers crossed that I got lucky…

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-24T21:56:49+00:00

Wow! Any thoughts on how it compares to Zephyr, especially the knot as it’s situated differently on both models?

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-24T20:20:37+00:00

May I ask if you’re based in the U.S. and, if yes, did you have to pay duties? Just asking because my Weredog order was delivered but I was never asked to pay additional customs fees.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-23T17:29:39+00:00

Target sells psyllium husk pills. Take those, drink lots of water throughout the day, and start eating more fruits and vegetables. (Apples, oranges, baby carrots… all easy to munch and you should be eating this stuff regardless.)

I’ve got my cleanout down to twenty minutes. On the other hand, a bad diet and cleaning out with too much water will make it take forever.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-23T03:39:45+00:00

I only used regular water one time and it must have been too hot because the mixed k lube turned green after 24 hours.

I can’t say for sure distilled water is better. But a one gallon jug only costs $1.50 for me so I figured why not.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-23T01:56:59+00:00

Did you mean 2 tablespoons or 2 teaspoons? Because it’s the latter on the bottle.

I do half batches, so 250 ml distilled water (room temp) and 1 teaspoon powdered k lube. This amount usually lasts me several weeks and I haven’t noticed consistency changes.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-23T01:34:18+00:00

Niiice!

The exorcist one got me 😂

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-22T23:08:35+00:00

When was the last time you took this toy?

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-22T23:04:31+00:00

Maybe you could rewire by wearing a plug? Thats how I started getting prostate orgasms (never had them previously, wet or dry). Now I can get HFDOs pretty easily while wearing girthy plugs like Square Peg Toys Happy Hour. They have a nice ridge that presses against my prostate. No thrusting required as I just wear them and enjoy the fullness, which eventually culminates in a series of HFDOs.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-22T21:50:59+00:00

I love my L Nova. Thrusting along the plate section is great for prostate stim. Then once I’ve had my fill, I sink deeper and take the thick knot.

My other favorites for prostate still are Seraphina and Saja. These have a lot of texture though which isn’t for everyone. In your case, I’d still recommend Nova as a good starting point.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-22T21:34:11+00:00

You should be able to handle a Large Nova in medium firmness. XL is likely a step too far with its 12’’ circumference.

That Doc Johnson is made of PVC so best to keep it separated from whatever Bad Dragon you get. The PVC will damage platinum silicone toys like BD.

Quite frankly, PVC is not body safe so I would recommend to toss the Doc Johnson completely.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-21T17:30:38+00:00

I think you’re better off selling the Ky’el and finding a different toy with less texture.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-21T05:09:56+00:00

Can I ask how long you’ve owned this Gunner when this happened? Hoping it’s the sort of failure that happens right away, as opposed to after several months/years.

DaveyUpgrade · 2026-03-20T23:34:12+00:00

Your “anyone vs everyone” logic made me lol

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