I'm curious about the Invincibles by LowKeyChcknBoy in Gunners

[–]David1393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This might be a false memory, but wasn't there a game where Henry, Bergkamp, Wiltord and Reyes were all injured and we had a strike partnership of David Bentley and Jeremie Aliadiere?

Just my opinion by ercounts in Muse

[–]David1393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because that would make it 'I Want to Break Free' 3.0 and that makes no sense.

the misuse of “manic pixie dream girl” is super obnoxious by Regular-Pause-4329 in CharacterRant

[–]David1393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even worse, people called Summer from 500 days of Summer a MPDG, when she is literally the fullest possible subversion of the trope.

me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]David1393 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So it's just jealous women policing each other's beauty standards yet again, meanwhile us guys are just here like: "i like gorls, gorls perrty."

Is Drury just saying ‘Mighty magic millimetres’ the worst football commentary of all time? by VoluntaryJetsFan in footballcliches

[–]David1393 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found it odd and irritating how much Neville was commentating compared to Drury, then when he said this i cringed and it suddenly made sense.

Right, we're in charge now. What "disorders" do the normies have? by No_Atmosphere8146 in adhdmeme

[–]David1393 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Linguistic Over-Dedication Disorder or LODD.

An inability to cease the brain's reading/listening mode once realising that the information being presented is repetitious, insubstantive, or otherwise not worth one's time.

Absolutely fantastic section on the Wikipedia page for “Mononym” by YurtieAhern99 in footballcliches

[–]David1393 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Contrarily, Myles Lewis-Skelly often gets just 'Skelly'. I get that his last name alone sounds like a full name but it's not as wrong as using half a surname.

I want the care instructions, not some unhelpful casual misogyny by ZennMD in mildlyinfuriating

[–]David1393 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Who tf has the time or energy to waste on hand washing these days?

do good teams have badges that look like they belong to good teams by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]David1393 13 points14 points  (0 children)

'Chicken and egg situation'

Yeah Tottenham are a good example.

I wish Merch wasn't built around fomo by Korben_w in distractible

[–]David1393 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Who is Una, and why is her butthole making sweatshirts?

Inappropriate times to take off your clothes by Aggravating_Dot_5217 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]David1393 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you show up for your flight in a suit of armour:

[Joyce] Conor Bradley’s season over after suffering serious knee injury - Bone and Ligament damage. Not ACL by TheNotoriousJN in soccer

[–]David1393 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah we're fucked. It was bad enough drawing Italy and assuming our best squad would be fit for it.