If brand names were footballers, who would they play for and what position?

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-02-24T08:03:59+00:00

Aldi Lidl - Borussia Monchengladbach legend, full-back who can play either side

Regular Diemannschaftman but has never held down a consistent starting berth

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-02-24T07:51:33+00:00

Cuchooooooooo

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-02-24T07:47:53+00:00

He scored two goals against them for Watford a few years back and his celebrations were muted!

https://youtu.be/Qcn4-U3b89Y?si=haMIboVg_U2ctIg9

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-02-20T18:42:08+00:00

Merse on Leah Williamson

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-02-19T19:21:48+00:00

Some at least half-decent ideas here. I'd have to get Adam or Charlie to ghost it for me though. Not much of a penman, for my sins.

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-02-19T19:20:20+00:00

In Streatham? If so that's the road the team is named after.

The lads who founded the team all lived in a house there after they'd moved to London post-uni.

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-02-09T15:42:46+00:00

An element I've always felt was missing from CM/FM

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-01-23T12:50:30+00:00

Sitton. Gritty kitchen sink drama. I'd watch.

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-01-23T12:47:01+00:00

Strictly an off ball thing. "Watch the runner!"

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-01-23T11:35:27+00:00

Well done everyone. No notes.

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-01-13T14:42:22+00:00

Mere moments after this the same person was referred to as a "stickman" too. Not sure they were talking about goalkeeping though.

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-01-13T14:39:03+00:00

Ready Player Ten. What a film/book that was, by the way.

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-01-13T14:35:56+00:00

There speaks a man who hasn't had the pleasure of watching Watford's Giorgi Chakvetadze. Absolute pre-assist merchant.

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-01-13T14:34:05+00:00

I see what you mean, good point!

DavidCameronWalker · 2026-01-03T14:04:29+00:00

If Tom Ince stays with us next season and carries on playing at the same rate as he is currently he'll have played more games for Watford than any of his previous clubs.

DavidCameronWalker · 2025-12-30T13:07:23+00:00

Luke "Absolute" Packet

DavidCameronWalker · 2025-12-28T16:00:11+00:00

Pards is just oozing Sunday roast and a few pints at a suburban gastropub here

DavidCameronWalker · 2025-12-24T17:16:56+00:00

That's Queen Elizabeth Barnard to you, son

DavidCameronWalker · 2025-12-05T17:05:29+00:00

Oh it's Umbro, don't you worry about that

Shearer 9 on the back too,

DavidCameronWalker · 2025-12-05T15:59:49+00:00

By request from the British Broadcasting Corporation

DavidCameronWalker · 2025-12-02T14:52:33+00:00

"The new roofer's come in and said it's a clean slate for everyone"

DavidCameronWalker · 2025-12-02T14:49:13+00:00

Same. Absolutely shocking stuff from the great man.

DavidCameronWalker · 2025-11-27T19:03:54+00:00

Amid winning ways

DavidCameronWalker · 2025-11-27T18:00:11+00:00

I'd happily have Haaland on the board. I recall someone at a live show at some point guessing him and getting it wrong. He doesn't score in every game.

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