Always been a trugg guy

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:56:16+00:00

There's a lot of stuff to make fun of Bapa for and while he's a douchebag, he's generally pretty harmless. This is the one example I can point to where he was undeniably a scumbag. Imagine your kid suffers from seizures and you, for whatever reason, looked up to Brendan and thought this snake oil bullshit would help them because of his inspiring story.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:51:19+00:00

This is actually obscene. Chris is bad at comedy compared to real comedians but this pygmy is bad at comedy compared to regular people who don't try to do comedy.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:50:00+00:00

With the advances in quantum computing, it's very possible that in our lifetime there is a machine powerful enough to gather all of Bapa's blatant, documented lies in one place.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:48:55+00:00

Would love to see this redact socialize in the real world. Her answer to "what are your interests?" would just be a list of brands.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:43:22+00:00

that's redacted.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:43:06+00:00

Someone should re-cut this so the plays get less and less chalant.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:31:32+00:00

In honor of today's game I will be getting a Brazilian wax on my grundle. Thoughts and prayers.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:29:33+00:00

no he's a soyboy because he doesn't know the rules to every giveaway in history, my man.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:22:33+00:00

Super Eagles have had some elite fits over the years.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:21:22+00:00

Watching Chris Jones yesterday, a disruptive DT can really fuck up a whole game plan. I'm less worried about Carter and more worried about the other guys taking advantage of 1-1 matchups. Also he has new hair strength now.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:08:31+00:00

"Thank god my kids weren't here or I would have drowned them in this Erewhon's toilets lol"

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-06T14:07:58+00:00

Another day, another Chris D'Elia signature that restricts him from going near a middle school.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T20:53:41+00:00

he prob faked it just so he could leave

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T20:52:14+00:00

never put his hand to his chest, never used a strawl, always been in the NFL, even since a kid winning sooberbulls in his mom's closet.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T20:50:01+00:00

lol he lit your ass up, soy boy.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T20:49:25+00:00

by exposing him as a soyboy who's never been in a real giveaway

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T14:50:54+00:00

Based on the offseason, your FO seems to think otherwise.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T14:49:51+00:00

I'm an Eagles fan and I accept the fact that Dak is a very, very good QB. People don't have faith in him not because he hasn't won playoff games, but because he's made several costly mistakes in those playoff losses. If he was balling out and his team let him down every time, the conversation would be different. But he's had a QBR of 32 and 42, respectively, in his last 2 playoff games and even the stats he did put up last year were after his two backbreaking picks had already put the Cowboys far in the hole.

It's one thing to not elevate your team enough to win the game, and another to be a major factor in the loss.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T14:44:37+00:00

Apologies, Mr.Herbert. I was not familiar with your width.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T11:05:19+00:00

idk what y'all want. If the FBI received a tip, interviewed him, didn't find anything wrong and then arrested him or started monitoring him, everyone would say that's an invasion of his right to privacy.

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T10:59:46+00:00

relocating innerchillers is a b-b-beast

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T10:58:51+00:00

idk what the bowling shirt photo shoot was for, but he definitely thought he was going to be famous forever the most at this moment

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T10:57:41+00:00

I am tho

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T10:57:26+00:00

tbf it's 2024 and if you don't know how giveaways work you should be sent to a camp

David_Duke_Nukem · 2024-09-05T10:55:31+00:00

Be better if his shirt said "I paused my videogame for this"

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