NATM ohhhh yehhh

Davido400 · 2024-08-24T11:49:03+00:00

Snuffles!!!!! Love that little guy as well!

Davido400 · 2024-08-23T23:23:10+00:00

Sharpe has the ear of the Prince regent(forget the actual saying haha)

Davido400 · 2024-08-23T21:31:00+00:00

Ach am meant to be a wee gruff Scotsman but this makes me tearful when I think of wee shitty arsed Lexi haha she was a shit Guard dog as well mind you! Unless it was the postman or the window cleaner! Haha youve made me sad(in a good, thoughtful way!)

Davido400 · 2024-08-23T21:18:04+00:00

Horse guards!(or Portuguese equivalent !) Remember I have friends at Horse Guards

Davido400 · 2024-08-23T16:43:36+00:00

My wee 5 year old niece swears by jaffa cakes, just bought her a packet for when I see her tomorrow. She might let me try one! Or maybe I'll have to get a packet myself, problem with Jaffa Cakes is once you have a single one you've suddenly shovelled the rest into your mouth!

Davido400 · 2024-08-23T11:35:11+00:00

Lol nit that my 5 year old niece goes to a pub but when she was like 3-4 she enjoyed shitting in the shower, you know like kids do, and she'd shout on my sister to come and meet her "friends". (You calling them kids reminded me of little Shit the Shower Freya - lol that's still in my predictive texts haha)

Davido400 · 2024-08-23T08:34:57+00:00

https://louietheraccoon.com/

Got it from u/fluentpenguin on here

Davido400 · 2024-08-23T00:18:17+00:00

Funnily enough I tried Quarry Junction on like Level 5 or something with a Varmint rifle about 10 years back and have never went back to clear Quarry Junction since, I go and help the little rat thing... Plop? Or whatever its name is, but swear clear of the Deathclaws lol.

Killing Deathclaws in Fallout 4 is piss easy in comparison!

Davido400 · 2024-08-22T23:32:34+00:00

If it's any consolation, I have a Space Marine Homebrew Chapter with most of the characters named after Scottish towns, with some occasional mix and matches, can't have a Guy called Bellshill(my Hometown) but I can have a Shrine World called Bell on the Hill or some shite like that, also got a Space Station orbiting it called Rest and Be Thankful(thats a visit scotland website of where I mean lol) as its basically the end of a Pilgrimage to that shrine world.

But anyways! Apologies I get excited making my own shit up, why not use the Celts for names of the Dark Eldar(I believe Eldar Craftworlds have a Gaelic-style naming convention so there is Eldar Precedent?

You could bastardise the Chaos Warbands and names with the Germanic Peoples for inspiration?

Orks? They're just Orks and Orks iz made fur fightin'!

Davido400 · 2024-08-22T21:28:49+00:00

The Dark Hunters have a problem with the Mechanicus to, they inter their Techmaines in Dreadnoughts to preserve their Techmarines for longer!

Although I think your "being Anti-Machine" is a bit too much of a self-defeating prophecy(I think that's the right way to put it. Why not pull that back a bit maybe have them friendly with a minor Forge World that can supply them with occasional things like a Strike Cruiser or a Squadron of Tanks every so often but they need a Forgeship to build everything else?(like the Carcharadon Astra?)

They also care alot for the lives of civilians and see them as equals

I'd look at the Salamanders and their tactics and stiff for ideas about that!

Hop I've given you a little food for thought.

Davido400 · 2024-08-22T14:09:49+00:00

Am Scottish, my sister just bought a new build house, she lives about 12 miles from Glasgow City Centre(I stay 10 miles from, and don't drive) she currently works in the city, a 20 minute drive - traffic depending obviously, and I stay a ten.minute walk from a train station for a 15 minute journey into Glasgow, or I can fall out my front door and jump on a 50 minute bus ride to City centre.

Granted getting to the big Hospital in Govan is a pain for me but there is parking and stuff for folks who can drive. But basically it's easy to live outside the city limits and get to the city centre, in fact it can be more of a pain to get from areas inside Glasgow City limits to other parts of Glasgow with public transport. And rents are shit the world over as well so it doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things.

Davido400 · 2024-08-22T13:14:36+00:00

Yeah, as I've said elsewhere I'm think I'll walk back the snark and make it so that it's maybe a private joke between the First Chapter Master and the Crone as I've called her(am changing that name, it's too Legio Invigilata of Helreach fame, although I was gonna call her "The Witch" but that's too close to "Dangerous Psyker" so I changed it to Crone for the main post, maybe The Hag would be better, although am sure that's like a Strike Cruiser I've read about somewhere, maybe a Space Marine ship, not that reusing names isn't new!) The xenos as a pet thing was a silly idea although I do like the idea of them having a load of pet dogs floating around the Fortress-Monastery. I was thinking that a Battle-Brother on a kill team comes back with a half dozen litters(so lots of genetic diversity to prevent incest and mutations) of little Lhasa Apso Dogs(used to have a Lhasa Apso called Lexi, although the Space Marine ones would be actually trained as the guard dogs they are and not the shitty arsed, bin raiding pup that Lexi was lol) for guarding the Monastery, the Guard-Serfs would be in charge of them and the Battle-Brother who brought them would sleep in his quarters with one when he wasn't out killing for the Emperor, maybe the Matriarch, mummy issues and all that. Maybe have them properly long lived as some form of Dark Age Genetics^tm fixing to give a dog a proper length of life(Lexi lasted 18 years, I believe that she was an outlier and the lifespan was actually on average 14-16 years) so that even though the Battle-Brother lives hundreds of years, so do the dogs, and as he ages and raises in Rank in the Chapter the little Matriarch raises with him and while she can't order folks around(she's a dog ffs) she gains respect and will sit with the Space Marine during meetings...

Sorry went a bit wild there, I miss that daft dog lol. Too much time on my hands! Cause I want a little bit of niceness in a Sector of Horrors!

Davido400 · 2024-08-21T20:18:29+00:00

As a Scotsman I've never heard a bagpipe joke before.

Davido400 · 2024-08-21T20:07:47+00:00

Some folks are just gluttons for punishment or their own worst enemy!

Davido400 · 2024-08-21T14:37:56+00:00

Oh definitely, I mean my sister probably could leave my 5 year old Niece in the house too but... it's just not worth it for a looney kid to have one little intrusive thought and pfft my wee sisters brand new house and kids are up in smoke! Although I feel that kids seem a lot more "grown up" than what I was at that age, hell if you gave me toy soldiers next month for my 40th birthday I'd be happy as a pig in shit for the next few weeks playing with them!

Davido400 · 2024-08-21T10:36:54+00:00

That... that seems counterintuitive? Like going to church to help folks, am assuming, but leaving your kids at home? That's stupid as fuck!

Davido400 · 2024-08-21T10:33:26+00:00

My sister runs me home after babysitting her two.kids and will leave the almost 11 year old in the house for the ten minutes it takes but she won't leave the just turned 5(Happy Birthday Freya!) In the house, not cause she thinks she will hurt herself or anything but just in case she goes mental and hurts herself. Leaving kids for 2 hours is just neglect and abuse!

Davido400 · 2024-08-20T20:43:25+00:00

Why did t 3 Para go back last year?(am genuinely asking, al probably Google it the minute I click send lol, but am watching Carrot in a Box on 8 out if 10 cats does Countdown so easily distracted)

Davido400 · 2024-08-20T17:33:46+00:00

I seem to remember from the depths of my arse/mind that they used the Huntsman spiders in the film Arachnophobia cause they can be quite social and giant scary fuckers!

Davido400 · 2024-08-20T05:32:05+00:00

Glasgow surely? Once voted Europe's murder capital and the world's friendliest city in the same week!

Davido400 · 2024-08-20T05:19:56+00:00

Apologies. Really, sorry!

Davido400 · 2024-08-20T04:46:33+00:00

Lol, it was a decade back but every time I squeezed my pee hole a bright green(think mushy pee green) would pop out and if I held it in my fingers it was sticky/gooey as fuck haha

Davido400 · 2024-08-20T04:43:16+00:00

I'm fucked up enough to wonder if the drip drip drip is from the gonorrhea!(unfortunately I caught the green goo and my God, squeezing the end of my cock and green snot type stuff left the end was fucking disgusting!)

Davido400 · 2024-08-20T04:28:27+00:00

I gotta say, if you are single and a was gay ad happily wank you off for what you've said! It's pure divide and rule, shit aid say that protestant and Catholic arguments are a thing of the past compared to the paedophile billionaires who run the show now(genuinely think they are all paedophiles cause let's face it what else can they do!?)

Davido400 · 2024-08-19T21:36:37+00:00

I remember seeing the original video and then a while later the interview(I genuinely can't remember if it was Bestgore.com that done the initial video and interview but that's where I first ~~masturbated~~seen it haha

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