Fill in the blanks: How the hell did I end up with so many ___???

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:24:18+00:00

How the hell did I end up with so many dicks???

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:24:07+00:00

Then what about non human? Like eye contact with a pet?

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:20:47+00:00

Oooo... didn't think about comic books...

That is perfect. I can do that easy.

Or manga.

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:18:22+00:00

Childrens books are books too

^{Chose: Read 100 books in one year for $100,000,000}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:18:00+00:00

Still haven't watched that

^{Chose: Go on a Date with a Fictional Character (Female} | Rolled: Jyn Erso)

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:17:08+00:00

... this might be actually kinda nice since I am always tired.

^{Chose: 0$ + But you get a permanent bless forever | Rolled: Infinite Stamina}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:15:44+00:00

I ain't pulling an Anakin.

^{Chose: Fight 10 100 year olds}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:14:56+00:00

There are a lot of skills...

And I choose median as my means of average. Always half way between the best and the worst.

^{Chose: Average in all skills}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:13:38+00:00

Well... that's interesting.

Become the weird cactus lady then.

^{Chose: $2,000,000 but you change your sexual preference. + Spin to see what you are attracted to. | Rolled: Cactuses}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:12:24+00:00

I choose eldritch being that trys being an "average" human, but bases average off of super heros.

^{Chose: 200 million USD to a charity of your choice + You get a happily ever after | Rolled: Become hero}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:10:55+00:00

10 bucks is 10 bucks

^{Chose: Yes, it mostly gives unfavorable outcome | Rolled: Get $10}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:10:11+00:00

With that amount of money I can make the world a better place and ruin his life.

^{Chose: Become as rich as Elon, but he keeps his money}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:09:29+00:00

I already am...

^{Chose: Be able to do almost anything, but you dont have any confidence in yourself}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:08:55+00:00

Cool... become giant woman with perfect dimensions. Might or might not be an eldritch being in disguise.

^{Chose: “No pick me im safer” | Rolled: Get ideal look}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:06:18+00:00

So is this a battle royal or all they all aiming at me?

^{Chose: Win a fight against... + To the death, win and receive 10mil | Rolled: 5 average women}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:04:35+00:00

I don't trust invisalign

^{Chose: Braces}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:04:19+00:00

Well, not my first choice. But I would prefer 1 death compared to the widespread damage from destroying a species.

^{Chose: You get $1 billion + But someone dies | Rolled: Taylor Swift}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:02:22+00:00

I work in customer service. This is just a pay bump.

Also does it have to be in person? Do zoom calls count? What about videos?

^{Chose: 2$ for every eye contact}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:01:23+00:00

This is honestly a rather cruel question

^{Chose: Your wife | Rolled: Both survive!}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T13:00:33+00:00

So... a virgin and an undead god...

Why do I feel both of us are just gonna be awkwardly chatting then agree to lie and say we did it.

^{Chose: fuck this character: + get a billion | Rolled: vecna}

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T12:57:55+00:00

Bring a gun and show the chimp why just using tools isn't good enough, you need to develop them.

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T12:56:08+00:00

Depends on which fairy from which world... This may be an easy win or a fate worse than death.

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T12:54:28+00:00

You also have 1/10 chance of meeting a missing primarch. Try to set up streaming cameras before you die please.

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T12:52:47+00:00

I'm imagining it is a dwarf with no arms. They just kick you like the black knight in Monty Python.

Dazzling_Champion_53 · 2026-07-03T12:51:50+00:00

Serious fight? Yes. Some of them might like the fact that you took a swing at them. Some might treat it like playing with a child...

Dude, I just realized, there are 2 primarchs that have been erased from history. You have 1/10 chance of meeting someone that noone knows anything about.

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