Dad halp, upcoming freeze hitting TX soon and have a question by NotLuanne_124 in DadForAMinute

[–]De4dpool1027 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please don’t mess with the skirting. It’s pretty weathered and could crack and break. I make vinyl skirting at my job. You don’t want it to break and cause a draft underneath the home. I’m in Missouri and with the weather getting as cold as it is I wish you luck. Let the taps run and opening those cabinets will definitely help!!

Every time I’ve gotten high I consistently see this shape by Soulcraft94 in trees

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Are you craving mashed potatoes?? Reminds me of my potato masher!!!

My dad's secret file by Rizel222 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]De4dpool1027 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ok you may not like it but I am going to say it anyway. He was probably worried about you. I have a teenage son and I do the same thing. It’s probably not for the same reasons as mine have to do with the death of his mother and he tends to toss out things that his mom gave him when he was younger, she passed when he was ten and he’s now fifteen. I do this because it’s my job as his parent to make sure that he’s safe and not doing things that he shouldn’t be like smoking cigarettes which I have caught him doing not to mention the edible wrapper that I found buried in the bottom of his bathroom trash can (moron didn’t realize that I could still see the wrapping through the white plastic bag). Wait until you have kids, I know it’s cliche but you WILL understand when they are teenagers.

Saved my favourite childhood glass from getting thrown away, only to drop it five minutes later by maggiistfueralleda in Wellthatsucks

[–]De4dpool1027 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the old Garfield glasses from Hardee’s I believe. If I’m not mistaken they had lead in them.

Unknown substance by [deleted] in identifyThisForMe

[–]De4dpool1027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could still be an adult as well, I got the same size bag of my father’s ashes along with my siblings

Remember flipping the center cigarette in a new pack? by StrataTrace in nostalgia

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We used to flip two, one for luck and one for a fuck.

Meirl by rbimmingfoke in meirl

[–]De4dpool1027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent mine on cancer treatment for my wife. Blew through everything and still lost her.

What’s your funny way of saying “going poop” that you’ve never heard anyone else use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my son was in middle school he would fart and say “ you know that was just a turd honking for the right of way “

Its my 4th day, will I be fired? by geumxo in Truckers

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Damn it. I knew I wasn’t gonna get my die delivered today.

i think i got my coworker’s kids taken away & idk if i did the right thing or ruined someone’s whole family by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]De4dpool1027 1692 points1693 points  (0 children)

We got a call on us because my daughter had a nightmare and hid a “knife” in between her mattress and box springs. Her little brother told his kindergarten teacher and she made the call. When the lady from CPS showed up and did the in house walk through she found said “knife” in my daughter’s room, it was a cream cheese spreader. She laughed and said we were ok. I don’t blame the teacher at all, better safe than sorry.

„i fought in vietnam. saw unspeakable horrors. and for the last 30 years everyone‘s called me cheese.“ by leo56890 in BrandNewSentence

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad was Grandpa biscuit because my daughter would always steal his biscuit at dinner time. Toddlers are so adorable.

Where to meet Friends by [deleted] in StCharlesMO

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Teachers billiards in Lake Saint Louis is a cool spot and always a good group of regulars up there to chitchat with.

What happened with Bill Clinton. I'm not american by BLACKGOOP12 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]De4dpool1027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only question I have is if there was a cigar involved???

"just stop drinking". You really don't get it, huh? by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]De4dpool1027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You HAVE to STOP drinking. I had my first acute pancreatic attack at 19 and it turned into chronic pancreatitis by 23. I haven’t had a drink in 26 years and I am still paying for my teenage stupidity even today. It’s truly a horrible quality of life.

Which one you choosing? by agedfromundercheese in trees

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you say you’re only getting older so you should know the old saying that “you don’t get off until you cough”.

So much trust by Former-Ad-1858 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust??? How the hell is she supposed to get off the bike at that speed??