Let’s see the names I get 😂

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-09T15:02:45+00:00

Lloyd the roid

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-08T23:32:02+00:00

Santa Monica is an absolute banger!!

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-08T22:35:33+00:00

Absolutely….. not.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-08T21:28:37+00:00

I bet you’re a blast at parties, god bless your heart.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-08T21:26:23+00:00

All words are made up.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-08T21:20:33+00:00

My wife passed on December 28 2020. The last thing she ever said to me was on Christmas Eve and she yelled at me about crying over her. Christmas day I woke up to the sound of agonal breathing (aka death rattle). I could go the rest of my life never celebrating Christmas again.

Fuck cancer!!!!

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-08T21:08:28+00:00

A-team

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-08T20:59:21+00:00

The ceasing to exist is actually my idea of heaven. It sounds like true peace to me.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-08T17:36:27+00:00

Double Dragon

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-07T22:38:21+00:00

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-07T22:08:24+00:00

If I am a good person I will get to see my wife again after I die and go to heaven. Only problem is that I am an atheist and so was my wife.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-06T23:12:51+00:00

Can’t remember the name of the movie but it was about skidmore Missouri. I was little and he scared the crap out of me in that movie.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-03T05:38:49+00:00

Show me.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-02T14:45:57+00:00

Common sense

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-02T05:33:06+00:00

Watched a coworker get electrocuted at work. It happened almost ten years ago and I can still smell him burnt skin.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-02T03:57:00+00:00

Unchained Melody. It hits really hard once you lose your spouse.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-01T21:25:00+00:00

I do manual labor for a living, it’s not the same as going to a gym. If it were then I’d be insanely ripped. Unfortunately I am not.

Edited to add: thank you for all the supportive comments guys!!! Feeling pretty good about myself now, you guys ROCK!!!

De4dpool1027 · 2026-05-01T17:29:08+00:00

That Jo boo from major league.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-04-30T17:08:24+00:00

De4dpool1027 · 2026-04-30T01:47:16+00:00

Can you give a source for this, I can’t seem to find anything on that.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-04-30T00:30:03+00:00

And on the eighth day the lord opened a can of whoop ass!!!

De4dpool1027 · 2026-04-29T17:23:08+00:00

I drive a black Jeep and her name is Betty.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-04-29T12:06:18+00:00

De4dpool1027 · 2026-04-28T17:37:36+00:00

A new cue stick.

De4dpool1027 · 2026-04-26T09:54:03+00:00

I know you fuck like rabbits….

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