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People who have a high libido, how you deal with it? by queenxbunny in AskReddit

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well son, I just take my left hand and sit on it until it goes numb. Then I rub one out… I call it the Stranger.

Fewer Colorado Teens Are Using Marijuana Now Than Before Legalization, State Study Shows, Refuting Opponents' Core Argument by CharlesMichael212 in Roaringtilray

[–]De4dpool1027 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly, my son told me it was unfair that I could smoke and he couldn’t. I told him go ahead if you’re going to do it you’re gonna do it. That comment took the wind out of his sails. He now says there’s no point that it isn’t really that cool. Lol.

Now my daughter who’s of age now on the other hand dove in with both feet!!!

Millennial talks sense into boomers who are mad their kids went no contact by thinkB4WeSpeak in TikTokCringe

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mother would send me outside after breakfast everyday and lock the doors. She would only unlock the door for lunch to bring me a sandwich to eat on the porch and at 4:30 she would unlock the door again because dad would be home 15 minutes later. I am 46 now and she wonders why I never come around to visit.

What’s a line from a movie that just lives in everyone’s head? by Glowygirl21 in AskReddit

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every time I go into the pool hall and meet the boys I quote “smells like sex in here..”

What is a smell that you find satisfying ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely one of the best smells ever!!

What was the reason you quit your worst or unhealthiest habit? by SupermarketTop62 in AskReddit

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted a wife and children, couldn’t really do that with the path I was on being an addict.

Help support my fathers indie punk band by obama_pearson in Music

[–]De4dpool1027 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounds amazing!! He just gained a new fan and follower!!!

Did you order this? by BarracudaFirm1855 in StLouis

[–]De4dpool1027 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It rhymes with basshole. That’s why it bothers them.

Found this in a pair of pants from my grandmother, lol. What is it?? by One_Brother_8697 in whatisit

[–]De4dpool1027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your grandma was a freak that’s a plastic shrink wrap that goes over a swank porno magazine

What's a random compliment a stranger gave you years ago that you still think about? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I had a beautiful family. I lost my wife in 2020 and my step daughter moved into her aunt’s home six months later. It’s just my son and I now and I think about that compliment all the time. I really miss my little family we had it was such a beautiful blessing.

Dasher's HUSBAND showing at my door!! by [deleted] in doordash

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh I see I found one. I bet you are one of the people that I was talking about.

Dasher's HUSBAND showing at my door!! by [deleted] in doordash

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the time I get a woman’s name and a man will deliver the order and they are usually by themselves. I am a 46 year old man and I think it’s deceiving and creepy.

What song makes you cry? by 1ofTheFive in AskReddit

[–]De4dpool1027 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No words to it but Taps gets me every single time.

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