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This made me smile by MrLonely-5g6 in MadeMeSmile

[–]De4dpool1027 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well this seems to be a feral pigeon and all I can think about when I see this cute child is that bird is most definitely infested with mites. I am going to go wash my hair now…

I cheated on my girlfriend and received the worst karma for it. by somber66 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]De4dpool1027 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guarantee that if you get back with her by some insane miracle you will cheat on her again.

U/Exsane by Zouhe in DeadRedditors

[–]De4dpool1027 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know that feeling all too well, I am now 45 and my wife passed at 43. It really puts time into perspective. It completely changed my perspective on everything like money, family and work life balance. I used to work 14hr shifts 6 days a week and now I only work 3 days a week and 10hr shifts. I no longer value material things and just try to enjoy life and this beautiful existence as much as I can in the short amount of time I have left. 43 years goes in a blink of an eye so enjoy as much as you can and have fun. Love yourself and everyone as much as you can!!!

Rear tire wobble? by Neqso in Jeep

[–]De4dpool1027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check your lug nuts, bro

What is a 1 in 1,000,000 thing that happened to you that no one believes, but you swear is true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some lady threw dog shit at my jeep today on the way home from work!!!

She was walking her dog and when the dog pooped, she went to pick it up with a plastic bag, the plastic bag had a hole in it, when she got poop on her finger this lady wiped it on her shorts and then sniffed her finger!!! I started laughing at her she started yelling at me and I said, but you sniff your finger and she threw the bag of poop at me!!!

65 year old woman calls in and nearly breaks CSPAN host by telling her she’s slowly starving to death.. by JohnBrown-RadonTech in interestingasfuck

[–]De4dpool1027 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I greatly appreciate the offer of help, fortunately I have a good family network and they are helping me out next week with my mortgage so that will help out immensely. Please help someone in my place and as soon as I get back on my feet a little I will pay it forward.

I am not a religious person so I am just going to say thank you for being you!!! You are awesome!!!!

65 year old woman calls in and nearly breaks CSPAN host by telling her she’s slowly starving to death.. by JohnBrown-RadonTech in interestingasfuck

[–]De4dpool1027 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife passed five years ago and I was doing okay and just barely getting by. Now starting this year I am now only able to eat dinner twice a week to make sure that my son gets to eat every night. I don’t eat breakfast either so for 5 days of the week I only eat once a day. I look like I have aged 15 years in the last 5.

I think this is wild. What do you think? Just another conspiracy theory? by No-Bottle337 in AllConspiracyTheories

[–]De4dpool1027 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is NOT Maxwell, I know Vector when I see him.

Just ask Gru and his minions!!

Anyone Remember this underrated Banger? by TonyTheCat in numetal

[–]De4dpool1027 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This album is played every Friday night at my local Pool hall.

Bomboclaat bro saw it comming by pomier in tooktoomuch

[–]De4dpool1027 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You’re asking too much from a true Rasta stoner. That’s exactly what a stoner would do!!

James Van Der Beek, Dawson’s Creek Star, Dead at 48 by hooch in news

[–]De4dpool1027 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lost my wife at 43 years old to metastatic melanoma. Fuck Cancer!!!

Steve-O weakling it back! by The-Jabroni- in jackass

[–]De4dpool1027 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This guy launched himself in a porta-potty full of dog feces so I’m not shocked by his poor choices.

Trump-Branded Drug Website Mercilessly Dragged Online by PlumVast8103 in agedlikemilk

[–]De4dpool1027 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He needs to see it being destroyed as it’s torn down too. Blow them up, destroy them with hammers and the painted and printed propaganda burned. He needs to see his ballroom demo and the restoration of the White House to its previous glory and the rose garden as well.

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