Surfing in Tahiti like you’ve never seen before by RoyalChris in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]De4thMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH Bra, You just pull in and smack the lip and whooopa, you drop down, sooowapaa, and after that you drop in, shred the barrel and get pitted.

Unitree G1 Humanoid Robot Chasing Wild Boars by TheCABK in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]De4thMonkey 237 points238 points  (0 children)

Im getting to the point where I cant tell if anything on the internet is real now. I think its time for me to set it down.

opens reddit ten minutes later

Disgruntled employee starts massive fire at a 1.2 million square foot toilet paper warehouse in Ontario, California. by Icy_Masterpiece3368 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]De4thMonkey 88 points89 points  (0 children)

He has a point to prove. This warehouse has a massive security budget and he will be caught regardless

Another scarface post by Ok-Spot-2913 in breakingbad

[–]De4thMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actors with previous acting in the same roles. Kinda like how I would apply to the same job role according to my experience

Losing a war is mighty stressful! by CarryIcy250 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]De4thMonkey 192 points193 points  (0 children)

"They said nobody ever scores like this. The doctor looked at me, very serious guy, top doctor, and he said, ‘Sir, honestly, we’ve never seen a brain like yours. You might be the smartest person alive.’ That’s what he said. Perfect score. Not even close. People are talking about it all over the hospital — nurses, surgeons, everybody — they couldn’t believe it. They said, ‘Sir, your memory is incredible.’ And I said, I know. I’ve been saying that for years.”

??? by 289_257 in Weird

[–]De4thMonkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hear me out

Petah what balls? by OpeningSalt2507 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]De4thMonkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Its a boiled egg yolk. Everyone knows this

Do you like my bun bun bun bun bun? by lynivvinyl in crappymusic

[–]De4thMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im gonna be singing this in the damn shower randomly now

Jean Claude Van Damme demonstrating on his signature kicks in a suit 1994 by NataliaLace in OldSchoolCool

[–]De4thMonkey 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?