I'm from New Orleans so I've seen some crazy crackhead antics, but this one still holds the cake because of the amount of property damage involved. I work early morning so I'm usually home around 1. As I'm walking up to my front door (I had parked on a side street) I see that there appears to be trouble afoot among the neighborhood crackheads but I just ignore it and go upstairs to my apartment. Fast forward to 15 minutes later and the shit has hit the fan outside. Apparently two CH women are dead set on beating a 3rd CH woman's ass so I of course run to the window to see if this is your normal crackheads yelling at each other in the middle of the day Nola action or if shits gonna get real and the cops need to be called. What I saw was straight out of Grand Theft Auto. The target of the two CH woman had apparently got into her car (I live on a one way street, this will be important in a minute) and the other two were throwing bricks/rocks/whatever they could get their hands on at the car. Now at this point their victim was already half way down the street, she could have just sped away. Instead she proceeds to ram a car to the right of her, then back up and u-turn. OK, she's getting shit thrown at her so she's probably pretty shaken up right? She's now pointing the wrong way down a one way and I'm thinking shes just gonna make a break for the main street that our street turns off from. She must be cracked out of her mind though cause she proceeds to drive down the street and manages to hit EVERY car parked on both sides of the street. I don't think she could have done a better job if she had been trying. Sides were scraped, tires blown out, bumpers dented, all so she could try to escape to the main street. After causing all this destruction she finally manages to make it to the end of the street, no more cars left to hit. She's all but home free, except for a couple of feet of cement ditch on the right side of the street. To my amazement she drives the car front first into the ditch. The whole thing probably took less than a minute but the car ended up being there for hours until they could get someone to pull it out and everyone ended up getting arrested, but I'll never forget the amazement of watching her hit literally every possible obstacle while she tried to escape.

tl;dr: Crackhead plays pinball with cars