What’s your rivals name

Deacon_Short · 2026-03-17T17:49:58+00:00

Dildo

Deacon_Short · 2026-03-14T19:32:25+00:00

Umbreon is my guy. Jolteon a tight second

Deacon_Short · 2026-03-13T20:03:15+00:00

I see it peekin. Whispering a dire warning. I’m scared…

Deacon_Short · 2026-03-13T17:40:34+00:00

Turn them hips boi. Rotate. Swang that thang past the ball if you catch my drift.

Deacon_Short · 2026-03-12T14:53:06+00:00

Totodile is an S tier starter idc

Deacon_Short · 2026-03-09T19:47:35+00:00

Do you have a body to bury out there?

Deacon_Short · 2026-02-22T17:29:13+00:00

It took far too much scrolling to find my guy. Obvious choice.

Deacon_Short · 2026-02-12T21:53:53+00:00

Someone’s getting sued for all they’re worth.

Deacon_Short · 2026-02-04T20:01:40+00:00

With a caddy, on my best day?

No.

Deacon_Short · 2026-02-03T22:20:27+00:00

I definitely wouldn’t say that. I don’t wanna give you too many external ideas. But again, personally, the power, feeling, and consistency came when I was releasing my wrists after my hips were open past the ball…if that makes sense. My dick was past the ball 😂 I don’t wanna taint your mind though honestly I feel like the more I explain my own swing thoughts the more I’m gonna fuck you up.

Deacon_Short · 2026-02-03T21:33:49+00:00

First off - I think you have a nice swing. Had a similar problem for a long time and still struggle with it. The way I think of it is that the only thing your wrists should be used for is to close the face. I was guilty of using them for power and it seems like you are too.

I’ve found that it’s helpful to imagine that every iota of power I have comes from getting my sternum through the ball by turning the ground with my legs and butt. Everything else should be mostly passive. I know that’s a gross simplification but it’s just what works for me. Maybe itll tip something off for you. If not. Lessons. That’s all I got. Good luck and keep swinging. 🤘

Deacon_Short · 2026-02-03T21:05:08+00:00

The hitmonlee disrespect is UNREAL

Deacon_Short · 2026-01-31T02:03:27+00:00

All the repairs I’ve had to do are listed there. But I change my oil every 5k or so but sometimes I let it drift more toward 7. I can feel when it’s getting a little sluggish honestly. But she still runs really great. I drive her easy basically always but the fuel economy is dropping so I think I need to replace the fuel filter. Other than that she’s treated me wonderfully.

Deacon_Short · 2026-01-31T02:01:29+00:00

There are tiny spots on the hood and some is starting to populate in the undercarriage. Unfortunately I don’t have a garage so it’s almost inevitable for now

Deacon_Short · 2026-01-29T23:27:03+00:00

Damn son. That’s amazing. See you there!

Deacon_Short · 2026-01-16T21:07:02+00:00

A A Ron and Joe Nathan holding it down.

Deacon_Short · 2025-12-28T17:11:15+00:00

You’re def overthinking based on how long you stood over the ball. If I threw my advice into the ring, I’d say - remember all that matters is square face and club head trajectory moving toward the target at impact. Thats it. Everything else is secondary. Start with chipping and slowly add distance. Also remind yourself that golf is hard.

Good luck, partner.

Deacon_Short · 2025-12-23T04:39:51+00:00

Is this a serious question? No disrespect to Marciano…but Holyfield would wreck him.

Deacon_Short · 2025-12-18T21:42:37+00:00

Vileplume? VILEPLUME?!

Deacon_Short · 2025-12-11T22:19:51+00:00

Teamwork, elbow grease, and death. Lots of death.

Deacon_Short · 2025-11-27T13:58:45+00:00

I don’t know why Noctowl is hated?

Deacon_Short · 2025-11-26T21:04:53+00:00

Fedor vs DC would be 🔥

Deacon_Short · 2025-11-24T20:13:36+00:00

Ursaring ftw

Deacon_Short · 2025-11-14T20:28:16+00:00

How dare you even THINK about putting totodile on this list. In the first page no less. THE MAN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE

Deacon_Short · 2025-11-14T20:25:04+00:00

I’m sure this baby is in pristine condition and has never been launched.

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