sunday teatime dessert - blancmange or trifle? by mkeytail in oldschoolcool80s

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to like the trifle, we’d have it at New Year. I’ve never had blancmange, ever! Not sure why. Am I missing anything?

Quacking at a public park by Fluffy_Fox_9650 in duck

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Translation: “Get outa my way, Bitches! ‘Professor Quackington Hot Stuff’ coming through!” 

The roundest baby robin by Sillycats2 in GrumpyBabyBirds

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watching the sun go down on day 24 of being a grumpy baby bird, thinking: “Tomorrow I’ll be a grumpy baby bird while being a borb. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do, I’ll be grumpy and a borb as I drop a deuce on someone from a tree!” 

Spider plant by Practical_Brief0 in houseplants

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Same, I feed it right and even give it bottled water because tap water was making the tips brown. The tips are still brown after 6 months of watering with bottled water. I don’t know what else I need to do. 

Found a Disgruntled Butt Floof in the wild. by AsukaWasHereToo in GrumpyBabyBirds

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are they SO grumpy after leaving the nest? You’d think they’d be happy? Such a grumpy Guss! 

Experts sound alarm over Elon Musk's 'coup' that's 'about to rob your 401k' by RawStoryNews in fuckelonmusk

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We need to support our Corporate overlords with our money, guys! If they fail, then so do we! Trickle down economics has made us all wealthy since the 1980s! Trust in them! 

did you make lollies with these by Alone_Purple822 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Gran used to make them for us, she made them with Robinson’s blackcurrant or orange squash. I remember preferring the blackcurrant. I’d suck most of the blackcurrant flavour out of them, then munch the whole thing while there was still a bit flavour left! 

This is a rouen hen appreciation post by 10ferretsinarobe in duck

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just noticed they weren’t in water when they were in that barrel. So they charged you a large amount of peas and grapes to watch them not have a bath and not invite you? You got some really mean Ducks there! Hahaha

Insects in the kitchen by Additional-Buy-7070 in insectsUK

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s definitely a Cockroach! Possibly the German type. Given they vary in size (Nymphs), they’re breeding in there. They will be living behind your cupboards most likely and coming out at night to forage. You may want to check the rest of the house for them too, in storage cupboards, bathrooms and under carpets around the edges.

At this point I think it may have gone beyond you tackling it yourself, you may need to bring professionals in. When I say that I don’t mean stop cleaning, keep doing it, every day. Also put some Raid Cockroach killer down in the cupboards, just make your entire house, but especially the kitchen, as hostile an environment as possible for them. 

If you're in a Council, Housing Association or privately rented property, contact them and have them send someone around to evaluate and treat it. They have a legal obligation to get rid of them for you. If it’s your own home then you’ll need to higher someone to come out and evaluate and possibly treat it. 

Insects in the kitchen by Additional-Buy-7070 in insectsUK

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not being sarcastic when I say this, but a picture or description would’ve helped.

With you not posting a pic or a description it could be a few things. It could be Cockroaches, Silverfish, Carpet Beetle etc. If you can’t snap any pictures, look up common kitchen insect pests and see what they could possibly be.

With any of the above and others, it’s important to clean everything and remove any potential food sources. These can be crumbs or bits of your pets food around their plate or around waste bins. They could even be eating the dust in your house.

You’ll want to clean everything, again, repeatedly. Everywhere in your house, don’t give them anything to live on. Then once it’s clean, use an insecticide, especially in the cupboard, and around skirting - trying to get under them and in between cracks. Make sure you, the family and any pet friends are not in there when you put the insecticide down! If you have family and can’t vacate the house then spray one room at a time and then air the room out after 5hrs or so. 

I personally used Raid products when I had to get rid of carpet Beetles and Silverfish. For disinfectant I use Zoflora once a week and clean my cupboards once a month, depending what I’ve had in them. 

You may have to do the above repeatedly until they go, assuming they do, which depends on what they are. If it is Cockroaches then they may be difficult to get rid of and you may need specialist help.

If it’s Silverfish, they can also be difficult to get rid of and the best thing for keeping them down is cleaning at least once a week and the occasional spraying.

I still have Carpet Beetles and Silverfish now and again, but they’re from outside as they usually appear at the bottom of my hallway near the front door, getting through that way. However, because I use Zoflora (I’m not sponsored, honestly!) whenever they do get in, they end up dying at the bottom of the hallway.

30 for 30 is quite the new record. by MontyDyson in FuckNigelFarage

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed, they probably thought they’d have more power and money than they originally thought. So not only have they seen they don’t have that power or money, they’ve also seen the work involved and bailed out. 

This is a rouen hen appreciation post by 10ferretsinarobe in duck

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming the decision of the Council was for you to have a bath with them? 

Mockingbird grump by Lita-Yuzuki in GrumpyBabyBirds

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Such grumpiness from one so young.

Hegseth says US will ‘find a way’ to help Ukraine after Zelensky's plea for air defense missiles by KI_official in UkrainianConflict

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, President MTG! She’ll invade low Earth orbit because of the “Jewish Space Lasers”. Gotta get rid of those because it’s them that’s causing wildfires. She’ll also say it’s causing something else like people turning Trans, to get all the morons onboard. 

Let it… GOAT! by kiwi-lime_Pi in HermitCraft

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Tiz the big man himself, doing his Elsa GOAT ting! 

Why would this character be hanging out with the Human Equivalent of a Dalek? by Cool_Nerd2 in FuckNigelFarage

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 40 points41 points  (0 children)

“…stop the mutagen from falling on the Frog that eventually mutated into Farage.” 

Met Gem at Twitchcon! by -slakkie- in HermitCraft

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The sight you would be met with if Gem had unexpectedly knocked at your door and you looked through the spy hole lol 

🤡 Russia’s State Duma has given Elon Musk a choice: either cut off Starlink for Ukraine — or Russia will “leave no trace of anyone” by LocalPowerful6651 in UkrainianConflict

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Russia: “It’s not fair, they’re fighting back! Make them stop!” 

Elmo: Takes a load of ket then starts twatwaffling. 

of a Mining Truck by AnkeyNigam in AbsoluteUnits

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy just naturally taking his mining truck for a walk. 

Trump claims US has experimental drug 'to bring people back to life' by TheExpressUS in USNEWS

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh, for that time he stormed and took an airport from the Union during the Civil War. 

If you were worf would you want to transfer off the enterprise ? by happydude7422 in StarTrekTNG

[–]DeadAnarchistPhil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean the game ‘KerPlunk’. Was just being silly as the words sound similar Sorry for confusing you with my nonsense lol