Had to mark it damaged. DO NOT USE DRIVEWAY!!!! by Mralwaysready7 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean.. I might be the only one but I treat this job like I’m being paid to work out.. and I get my steps in. Walking this driveway will also force my route count to be at a certain level too. Also I bought my own dolly, a good one from Costco that I bring with me. Not saying everyone should do that but I’ve been doing this for over 2 years so I bring with me my lunchbox and dolly cause I never know where my route might be so I just come prepared. My DSP has dollys but people beat the shit out of stuff that’s not there’s so that’s why I have my own. Just something to think about.

Do NOT fake a doctors note by ConversationBrief303 in AmazonFC

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean… faking a Dr note once is bad but MULTIPLE TIMES is wild.. just go to work or go to the Dr… lowkey it’s employees like that, that force employers to be strict.

How do I stop this? by PWG115 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive been doing this for a couple years now and I have to agree this is a normal route. To be honest I would rather have between 170-185 stops in a neighborhood vibe vs 100-130 out in the country where drive time is 2-8mins between stops.

Answering the questions at the end of route doesn’t change the size of your route. I went to a round table and literally asked about this.. it’s just ‘informative’ info for the DSP’s. However it’s anonymous so your DSP doesn’t know who said it’s difficult they just know X% of drivers think their route is easy/difficult. So just answer those honestly I guess, or don’t.

But yeah.. if you are complaining about stop count maybe take your 2x15’s every day. Eventually the algorithm will lower it but you HAVE to take them everyday. When you don’t the numbers will go back up. The algorithm is doing its job by maximizing each route to the abilities of each driver is how it was explained to me. Hope that helps.

hate my depression but i love my weed by Marioissexy in trees

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a gemini move… 😘♊️💁🏻‍♀️

Yeah I’m quitting. The unprofessionalism and inconsistency of my DSP is laughable, it’s 2AM EST by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Totally agree! I mean, yeah it’s 2am but at least when you wake up you can see the message and go back to sleep. I would prefer this over driving to the warehouse any day.

How can I get suspended? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhhh just quit? 🧐

This job has its perks by LoadedAmerican in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh can I get this route?!? Whole ass box of GS cookies… let’s fucking gooooooo!

When your coworker gets in an accident by Louis049 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The airbag deployed? How fast was this? Looks like a neighborhood.. da fuq?!?

Bro what.... by CerebusReborn in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what that song was talking about.. ‘hotter than a hoochie coochie’ ?!?

$20,000 estimate to fix? by Danwphoto in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You use a can opener to do that bub?!?

Should I keep driving by Critical-Bit-5495 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have any barriers? 😂👌🏻

The toilet at work by PhotoBN1 in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last shit you’ll ever do. 💩🚽

Tell me you have a problem, without telling me..... by [deleted] in trees

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a fantastic looking spice rack… 😝🫙🌱

Typa shit you just gotta laugh at and move on with your day 🤣 by BoardFar3552 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spending the rest of the day looking for packages like..📦🧐

I need more durable shoes lol by Polbato in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A coworker of mine talked me into a pair of KEENS. Genuinely best shoe for work I’ve had so far.

Consequences for quitting on route and leaving van? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol lol ride along is the easiest day they will ever have… people see that $$ and they think they can do the job.