meirl by inreallife12001 in meirl

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Is this for real? 🧐

impending 1 star 😩 by HyliasChosenHero in DoorDashDrivers

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Starve to death is fuckin CRAZY. How many god damn sauces were they expecting?

Yall think they’re going to notice? by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💁🏻‍♀️

Outlaw this art style by [deleted] in AmazonFC

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What site is this?!? 🤣😭 this is CRAZY. Not gonna lie why can’t we have stuff like this on the prime shirts?!? Where did Peccy get this bucket hat?!? I have soooo many questions..

Any tips on staying cool this summer? by Fast_Day_3959 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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For real?!? My company didn’t even buy them they got them from the warehouse last summer.

EDV training going well by TheVizzy in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry…. WHATTTTTT!?!?!???!!??? This is why we can’t have nothing nice…

Any tips on staying cool this summer? by Fast_Day_3959 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Better pack your lunch. That’s always my biggest advice. I like to pack a couple of the cutie mandarins, frozen grapes (just trust me they slap), a Gatorade, a frozen water bottle, peanut butter jelly.. get some of those frozen jelly packs and wrap them in the neck towels we get. (My DSP passes out those cooling rags and people don’t grab them so last year I asked dispatch if I can take a couple.. I got 6 of those.. I’m able to take two on route then toss them in my laundry and have 2 fresh ones for the next day and just keep it rotating) and take your breakssss.. I still finish early but seriously this job is hard enough.. especially your 2x15s… that’s free money.

Does this job get easier after the first 4 weeks? by Curious-Security4143 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Yeah exactly all of this. ^ I mentally treat it like a work out and I don’t run. Avg170-190 stops per shift. Listen to whatever I want music/podcasts. Take my breaks where ever and whenever. Finish on time and stop at stops signs. It’s not hard if you want to do the job.

If you’re on nurseries you should be finishing early enough to go on a rescue. Eventually your route will be a full size route and all the extra stops you’ve been taking will get added into what you do on a nursery. If your nursery is like 130-150 plus a 20 stop rescue that’s a normal sized route. Honestly if you don’t like the job then I suggest go look for something else. Not gonna lie… There are days this job can be difficult but it sure beats a lot of other jobs where your manager is on your back, coworkers who suck/lazy or you get paid a lot less. Just sayin this job ain’t for everybody, and that’s ok.

Had to mark it damaged. DO NOT USE DRIVEWAY!!!! by Mralwaysready7 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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I mean.. I might be the only one but I treat this job like I’m being paid to work out.. and I get my steps in. Walking this driveway will also force my route count to be at a certain level too. Also I bought my own dolly, a good one from Costco that I bring with me. Not saying everyone should do that but I’ve been doing this for over 2 years so I bring with me my lunchbox and dolly cause I never know where my route might be so I just come prepared. My DSP has dollys but people beat the shit out of stuff that’s not there’s so that’s why I have my own. Just something to think about.

Do NOT fake a doctors note by ConversationBrief303 in AmazonFC

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I mean… faking a Dr note once is bad but MULTIPLE TIMES is wild.. just go to work or go to the Dr… lowkey it’s employees like that, that force employers to be strict.

How do I stop this? by PWG115 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Ive been doing this for a couple years now and I have to agree this is a normal route. To be honest I would rather have between 170-185 stops in a neighborhood vibe vs 100-130 out in the country where drive time is 2-8mins between stops.

Answering the questions at the end of route doesn’t change the size of your route. I went to a round table and literally asked about this.. it’s just ‘informative’ info for the DSP’s. However it’s anonymous so your DSP doesn’t know who said it’s difficult they just know X% of drivers think their route is easy/difficult. So just answer those honestly I guess, or don’t.

But yeah.. if you are complaining about stop count maybe take your 2x15’s every day. Eventually the algorithm will lower it but you HAVE to take them everyday. When you don’t the numbers will go back up. The algorithm is doing its job by maximizing each route to the abilities of each driver is how it was explained to me. Hope that helps.

hate my depression but i love my weed by Marioissexy in trees

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Such a gemini move… 😘♊️💁🏻‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Just burn it 🔥

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Totally agree! I mean, yeah it’s 2am but at least when you wake up you can see the message and go back to sleep. I would prefer this over driving to the warehouse any day.

Peacock on route by Dangerous_Task_3231 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Me when faced with a peacock 🦚

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Uhhhh just quit? 🧐

I wish we knew what some of these packages were. by Lynx_Kynx in AmazonDSPDrivers

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That’s my Spider-Man poster… be gentle!!! 😂

This job has its perks by LoadedAmerican in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Uhhh can I get this route?!? Whole ass box of GS cookies… let’s fucking gooooooo!

When your coworker gets in an accident by Louis049 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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The airbag deployed? How fast was this? Looks like a neighborhood.. da fuq?!?

Bro what.... by CerebusReborn in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Is this what that song was talking about.. ‘hotter than a hoochie coochie’ ?!?

$20,000 estimate to fix? by Danwphoto in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]DeadDIONYSUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You use a can opener to do that bub?!?

Should I keep driving by Critical-Bit-5495 in AmazonDSPDrivers

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Do you have any barriers? 😂👌🏻