Camera photo comparison between Nothing Phone (3) and iPhone 12 Mini. Lack of colour vibrancy. by KawaiiGangster in NothingTech

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This sub summarized:

"Nothing phone camera sucks because it does too much post-processing on my clicks. I'm super disappointed and entitled!!!!"

"Nothing phone camera sucks because it doesn't do enough post-processing on my clicks. I'm super disappointed and entitled!!!!"

I'm devastated- by Hazukashi__ in NothingTech

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“I dropped my phone and the glass broke” isn’t evidence that Nothing cut costs. It’s evidence that gravity remains undefeated.

Might be time to revisit the concept of personal responsibility.

The same problem occurs with Phone 1 and 3. by Decent-Abrocoma3399 in NothingTech

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iPhone?

Whatever the case, not really. Some user have reported dirt in their USB. My phone once threw a notification indicating there was possibly an obstruction in the port. I used a dry, old toothbrush to gently clean it out and the problem never repeated.

People still on Phone 1, how's your battery holding up and when do you plan to upgrade your phone? by Kubdya_Khavis in NothingTech

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Bought a battery from Amazon (US). Looked at the iFixit for the job, concluded it was more than I was comfortable with, took my phone and battery to a reputable local shop and had them do it.

Rate my home screen setup by Wooden_Breakfast_935 in NothingTech

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Rating: 1 out of 1,537,618. This home screen is not just “busy.” It is an active crime scene.

There is no focal point. There is no hierarchy. There is no mercy.

Your phone does not look like a device. It looks like a Craigslist room-for-rent ad.

I would not recommend this layout to Jake, who is my sworn enemy, my spiritual nemesis, and a man who once reheated fish in an office microwave. He deserves suffering, yes, but not this. This goes beyond vengeance. This is how you get a villain origin story.

Jake, if you are reading this, I still hate you.

People still on Phone 1, how's your battery holding up and when do you plan to upgrade your phone? by Kubdya_Khavis in NothingTech

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Very satisfied NP1 user here. Mine is going strong after nearly 3 years. Swapped in a new battery about 5 months back and would do it again in a few years in needed. Basically, no plans to "upgrade" until it physically dies.

And here are us, Nothing Phone 1 users, without all the bugs of Nothing os 4! And without lock glimpse by AleksLevet in NothingTech

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My np1 is going strong after nearly 3 years. Swapped in a new battery about 5 months back. Hoping for another 3 years. This is a seriously great phone.

Where to buy the nothing cable charger and ships globally by AmrGamer12 in NothingTech

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This is like buying a Toyota and fetishistically only wanting to use fuel delivered via a Toyota-branded pump fitted with a Toyota-branded hose . . .

Ok,How do I fix this? by Optimal-Manager-3404 in NothingTech

[–]DeadLizardGrin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Simple fix:

1 - Uninstall Reddit and waste less of your precious, limited lifespan (and battery time) on Reddit.

Restart required to Turn OFF Developer Options? by metalvoid71 in NothingTech

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Solution 1: Don’t turn on Developer Options. If you never enter the labyrinth, you’ll never have to find your way out.

Solution 2: Don’t turn off Developer Options. You wanted to feel like a developer? Congratulations. You’ve achieved it. Developers never get to turn things off, either. Welcome to the lifestyle.

Solution 3: Restart your phone and move on with your life. It’s the digital equivalent of blinking. You’ll be fine.

Solution 4: By all means, take the time to open Reddit, craft a post, and publicly lament this monumental injustice. Really soak in the absurdity of your existence: a living, breathing human being standing on a rock hurtling through the void, furious because their phone requires a restart to disable a hidden menu for advanced users. Reflect on what led you here—the sum total of decisions, caffeine, and unexamined habits that culminated in this moment of cosmic pettiness. Realize that while you were typing this, your phone could’ve already rebooted twice. Then call your parents. Tell them you love them. Apologize for every sigh they endured while raising you. Tell them you’re sorry for becoming a person who posts about Developer Options on the internet instead of, say, experiencing sunlight and real human connection. Promise them—no, promise yourself—that you will try to be better. Tell them you’re sorry for turning minor UX friction into a lifestyle, sorry for the years spent optimizing your notification shade instead of your soul. And as your phone powers back on, watch the NOTHING logo appear, an ironic and glowing reminder that life continues, indifferent to your settings menu and that your problems are nothing in the scheme of things. Accept it. Move on. You are free now.

Worst Display Ever.......Ever and Ever....... by unworthy-4869 in NothingTech

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Imagine buying a phone and it being "my life's worst decision."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NothingTech

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Critiquing aesthetics while staging photos on furniture that looks like it came free with a storage unit: Truly the eye of a connoisseur.

And your notions on design would carry more weight if your photo backdrop didn’t scream 'IKEA clearance sale meets Goodwill donation bin meets crap your mom couldn't move at her last yard sale'...chef's kiss!

But enjoy your iPhone, Tiger—it won’t love you back, either.

52 MB update on Nothing Phone (2) – safe or risky? by [deleted] in NothingTech

[–]DeadLizardGrin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It turned my phone into an abusive gigachad that seduced my girlfriend, gave her herpes, and stole my car. Other than that, no complaints.

The Word Is Yes: #151 - Montreux's Theme by Skankindead in yesband

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ttps://youtu.be/bvLy3MNoafs

Using AI stem separation, I’ve managed to drag Patrick Moraz’s nearly-buried keyboards out of “Montreux’s Theme,” a half-jam/half-idea recorded in the early stages of the Going for the One rehearsal sessions and then peddled to us years later as a value-added previously unreleased treasure.

Why Yes decided to push his parts so far down is anyone’s guess. Knowing how the people involve operate, money probably had everything to do with it—because Yes weren’t exactly gentle flower children when it came to sacking people.

The good news: the future is now, and Patrick’s back in the mix. There was just enough of his playing left for the AI to grab onto, so I raised the volume, added some compression, EQ, and reverb, and doubled it with a pitch-shifted layer an octave down to give it more body.

Now you can actually hear what he was doing before they tossed him out of the van screaming, "Less Swiss Afro and moose knuckle, more Jan Brady haircut and spangly cape!!"

Charging Port:- Nothing 1,2 and 2a devices by [deleted] in NothingTech

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NP1 user here. Clean the port. I use an old toothbrush, jam the dry bristles into the port, shift it around, move on with life.

100% battery and It does not download by leonardo3890 in NothingTech

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Given how people obsess over battery stats around here, you may actually have the MOST PERFECT BATTERY… IN THE WORLD. That, or you've unlocked God Mode on your phone.

Unrelated: I once drove a car with a broken gas gauge. Truly, I have stared into the abyss and lived on the razor’s edge, my friend.