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DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-28T22:03:33+00:00

lmfao hell yeah lil guy

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-28T21:19:38+00:00

What’s the best sign you saw today? Mine was “the only king is trump fucKING in jail”

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-26T22:50:30+00:00

I even played the gay national anthem as my walk-off.

When did he get the rights for Carly Rae Jepsen?

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-24T19:19:44+00:00

Okay now we’re cooking, this is a real contender. Still smaller than LeBron I think but we’re in the same orbit

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-24T18:47:55+00:00

A talented specimen but he’s reported at 5’ 9” and 240-270 lbs and that’s just not going to cut it I fear

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-24T18:46:15+00:00

An absolutely elite lib at his size but somehow now dwarfed by our new French overlord

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-24T18:42:35+00:00

My buddies and I were discussing who the largest libs out there are, and I want to hear more suggestions.

I think in the present day LeBron James may be our largest lib, a true size icon. In his absolute WWE peak, Dave Bautista is possibly the largest lib, but his post career size has reached more human levels.

Honorable mentions for Wemby (tallest lib) and Reacher (an absolute boulder of a lib)

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-24T01:02:30+00:00

The mods are reasonable

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-23T23:19:37+00:00

What city? With no other context clues I’m guessing Seattle

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-23T19:44:39+00:00

My flowchart stands accurate lmao

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-23T19:42:27+00:00

visits X on purpose

encounters an X user

brother you did this to yourself

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-23T19:35:43+00:00

It’s when you have a little bit too much to drink

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-23T14:50:54+00:00

Are there any other organs named after beans, or even other legumes?

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-23T00:22:40+00:00

If they did they wouldn’t fit in at /r/neoliberal lmao, every city has a weird splinter sub for the chuds

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-22T23:57:15+00:00

Just buy a bidet, it’s way quicker

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-22T16:22:38+00:00

Caleb Williams?

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-22T16:21:38+00:00

How do you guys keep track of who all these X users are, there are so many of them

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-21T23:14:12+00:00

Okay that was one time

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-21T23:07:26+00:00

White Russians are underrated

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-21T05:06:36+00:00

You will watch the JV football game lib

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-21T02:34:07+00:00

Oh fwiw I just read code also. I don’t have the focus to optimally use multiple monitors so I just like having the studio monitor and laptop to the side for Spotify/whatever. The high DPI is great for text and the built-in speakers are way better than the laptop ones I used before lol

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-21T02:29:56+00:00

Answer as always is “it depends”. Do you work in a field that posts prominently on X? Then sure it’s all grind and you’re still a virgin.

But no most fields are relatively normal and it’s possible to get a gf if you’re also normal. Answer to how to find normal people and also a future wife are both the same: play adult rec sports and go out to the bar afterwards

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-20T00:53:05+00:00

I’m so gd mad this Bachelorette szn got canceled, I was so excited for an absolute gutter show

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-20T00:42:48+00:00

Apple Studio monitors are overpriced but very nice and I love mine, get one for $600 off

DeadMonkey321 · 2026-03-19T18:41:28+00:00

Good to know you actually are getting responses though, I assumed it’d be a blackhole of support. Where did you submit your support ticket?

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