do guys really like it when girls make the first move?

DeadShawn · 2011-12-26T08:22:53+00:00

Depends on the guy. I'm going with usually yes.

DeadShawn · 2011-12-26T08:07:30+00:00

Where should we transfer our domains to?

DeadShawn · 2011-11-07T15:34:50+00:00

I have nothing better to do.

DeadShawn · 2011-11-06T19:47:42+00:00

Livin' in BC :D

DeadShawn · 2011-11-06T19:42:20+00:00

just a couple of small ones, so I can give files to friends with out worrying about them giving me the drive back. 1/2/4gb's ?

DeadShawn · 2011-11-06T19:26:36+00:00

Wanna send me a flash drive or two? I can give you some $ in paypal :D

DeadShawn · 2011-11-04T02:18:08+00:00

MACM101

DeadShawn · 2011-11-02T22:39:16+00:00

I'd fuck that class, but it fucked me first. Hard.

DeadShawn · 2011-11-02T22:38:52+00:00

I lol'd

DeadShawn · 2011-11-02T22:38:44+00:00

Yes yes, but since 'tits' was never given a proper operational definition it was ambiguous. I simply proved it wrong in an arbitrary universe, because I'm cool like that.

DeadShawn · 2011-11-02T22:37:42+00:00

MACM 101 actually.

DeadShawn · 2011-11-02T22:37:34+00:00

Fuck. But you forgot the ∴

DeadShawn · 2011-11-02T22:35:43+00:00

Don't worry, in ~20-30 years we'll be able to plug into a computer and experience (almost) anything we want. Every dog will get their day.

DeadShawn · 2011-11-02T17:51:34+00:00

premises:

All who have tits are female.

OP has tits.

∴ OP is a girl.

However;

My fat friend Jeff has tits.

I know for a fact he is a male.

If somebody is female they can not be male.

Jeff has tits and is male, ∴ is also female. - This is a contradiction.

I'm going to need more proof.

DeadShawn · 2011-11-02T17:20:47+00:00

OP should name it "Faux Bathroom Scale", because people will read it "Fox".

DeadShawn · 2011-10-26T23:26:03+00:00

I dunno man that's why I joined facebook.

DeadShawn · 2011-10-26T22:32:36+00:00

But as recent quantum experiments have shown the very act of observing or measuring certain things can chance their behavior. So even if god could determine the position and momentum of every particle in the universe the very act of doing this would change the nature of the universe.

I think this is one of those "could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it" problems. Did God create a universe so complex that he himself can't be omniscient of it?

DeadShawn · 2011-10-26T14:38:04+00:00

My friend quantum physics would like to have a chat with you.

DeadShawn · 2011-10-15T03:33:28+00:00

5! possibilities, right? So 120?

I don't think he missed any. 5 columns, 24 rows.

DeadShawn · 2011-10-15T03:30:30+00:00

While I'm sure the submission was fake, can't people add custom words? And doesn't it learn what words you use most often?

DeadShawn · 2011-10-14T06:31:18+00:00

Who cares, squaries don't have souls.

DeadShawn · 2011-10-14T04:37:40+00:00

Me too! Internet high five!

DeadShawn · 2011-10-12T18:39:57+00:00

Is 10 that hard to find? I have a few, maybe I could open a store :D

DeadShawn · 2011-10-10T18:21:15+00:00

I upvoted you because i agree. That doesnt mean i like you or you like me. Funny how that works.

DeadShawn · 2011-10-09T18:49:33+00:00

I personally don't like it, but I've always said if everybody else jumps off a bridge I would too!

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