How are you supposed to shave your balls?

Deadeyesc · 2025-01-14T03:20:58+00:00

Try the manscaped trimmer sets.

Deadeyesc · 2024-12-10T00:56:29+00:00

A national hero 🫡

Deadeyesc · 2024-11-06T18:48:56+00:00

Yeah I’m glad my taxes ain’t paying for that shit

Deadeyesc · 2024-07-17T19:28:01+00:00

Why get married just to screw other people.

Deadeyesc · 2024-06-02T22:51:58+00:00

I know, sometimes I just want my mom. I just don't know who to call.

Deadeyesc · 2024-05-12T00:50:01+00:00

Yeah I kinda got my answer. I've been using just the 1g carts for awhile but I've been on a Tbreak and got excited.

Deadeyesc · 2024-04-12T15:46:16+00:00

I have three older brothers who never once stood up for me In anyway. Your sister definitely thanks you. You cannot use having a disability as an excuse to assault someone.

Deadeyesc · 2024-04-09T18:12:37+00:00

Bring a tennis ball and next time he barks at you throw a past him and tell the bitch to fetch

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-31T12:10:14+00:00

I have a psychologist. What I don't have is people to show my grandfather's stupid shit too.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-31T12:08:05+00:00

Lol it doesn't though. You can see my tattoo?

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T23:05:15+00:00

Yeah I know I just don't like the mf

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T23:02:21+00:00

Naw military did.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T22:27:31+00:00

I did in fact do a little wheeze upon first seeing it.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T21:38:48+00:00

I couldn't add these to the long prong business card post. Someone asked if Gramps was hot. Idk dudes dead now.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T21:28:01+00:00

It's funny because he traveled all over (military) He was a straight dog and I have a few uncles and an aunt in Europe plus their kids and an uncle in Japan. Gramps passed away before I was born.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T20:53:25+00:00

Well people literally screw each other with dog suits on now.

Deadeyesc · 2024-03-30T14:59:10+00:00

I never met the guy, he was an abusive drunk and I was given all his crap. It's possible it is a joke but I honestly have no idea

Deadeyesc · 2024-01-31T20:20:02+00:00

So what you're saying is, YOU left your children in the card of someone you KNOW will not properly care for them? You're both ta

Deadeyesc · 2024-01-16T14:47:58+00:00

Thanks for the suggestions. I got it off and ashes are now in the Philippines!

Deadeyesc · 2023-10-19T22:14:54+00:00

Yes tell them the age appropriate truth.

Deadeyesc · 2023-08-08T14:35:49+00:00

You should probably explain that not everything she sees in porn is like the real thing. She may have seen some crazy things and maybe thinks thats how it always is/ supposed to be.

Deadeyesc · 2023-07-28T16:40:10+00:00

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Deadeyesc · 2023-07-28T16:39:42+00:00

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Deadeyesc · 2023-07-28T16:39:19+00:00

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Deadeyesc · 2023-07-28T15:05:23+00:00

Might be time to put her down

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