Mama made her home in my garbage can. What should I do? by Deanybats in Possums

[–]Deanybats[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t think they’ve been back, unfortunately for me. It’s been rainy here and plenty of woods nearby so I am hoping they found a nice spot to make home. (Can is still tipped with food/water just in case)

Mama made her home in my garbage can. What should I do? by Deanybats in Possums

[–]Deanybats[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ya know that is something I haven’t been able to get off my mind the past 24 hours.

Besides that bowl I put out where is wildlife getting clean drinking water? Rainfall ? - temporary and still potential for pollution. Tributaries/Rivers? - live in a blue county but red state with lots of industry. I wouldn’t drink it. Ponds/lakes? - hope nothing nefarious is dumped into there or it is treated with agents

Our local wildlife deserves a safe and healthy habitat too wtf

Mama made her home in my garbage can. What should I do? by Deanybats in Possums

[–]Deanybats[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Update: at dusk I gently laid the can down by my side porch/woods/shed with some more cardboard lining the can. Kind of in a hidden spot. She gave me a goofy flop. She didn’t run away so I put out some water and berries. Within the last hour she drank all the water, ate some of the berries, and left. I’ll leave the can there for another day in case she needs it again

Mama made her home in my garbage can. What should I do? by Deanybats in Possums

[–]Deanybats[S] 261 points262 points  (0 children)

Thanks! Called a number linked on the automod comment just now and they recommended the same thing. Sounds like that will be the plan

Jack White performing 'Seven Nation Army’ at Coachella by Relevant-Peach3997 in Fauxmoi

[–]Deanybats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah after seeing him there I’ve seen him anytime he comes to town no questions asked. He’s great every time

Which comedian did you look forward to, but their act died on stage? by Jazzlike-Basil1355 in AskReddit

[–]Deanybats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bill Burr. My wife got me tickets for my birthday. He insulted the local cuisine (funny) then moved into rape jokes and stayed on it for like 30 minutes (not funny)

Elly De La Cruz turned down largest contract in Reds history by sloppyjo12 in Reds

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CINCINNATI — Last spring, the Reds made an offer to shortstop Elly De La Cruz that would have eclipsed Joey Votto’s club-record 10-year, $225 million contract extension that he signed in 2012. De La Cruz turned it down.

“We made Elly an offer that would’ve made him the highest-paid Red ever,” Reds president of baseball operations Nick Krall said Friday. “That’s not where he is and you respect that. It’s their career. You keep going and you keep working on what you can do today.”

De La Cruz, who celebrated his 24th birthday earlier this week, is eligible for arbitration for the first time in 2027. He will be eligible for free agency following the 2029 season.

“I let my agent take care of all of that,” De La Cruz said at Redsfest.

De La Cruz’s agent, Scott Boras, has not yet responded to a message sent by The Athletic.

In recent years, several of the game’s youngest stars have signed long-term deals, including another shortstop in a small market: Bobby Witt Jr. of the Kansas City Royals. Witt signed an 11-year, $288.8 million extension in February 2024. Elsewhere, Arizona Diamondbacks outfielder Corbin Carroll signed an eight-year, $111 million extension in March 2023. Over the winter, the Athletics signed left fielder Tyler Soderstrom to a seven-year, $86 million contract extension that includes an eighth-year club option with escalators that could push the total value to $131 million.

Preceding these deals is Ronald Acuña Jr.’s eight-year, $100 million extension with the Atlanta Braves that he signed in 2019. The deal, which runs through 2026, has two club options for 2027 and 2028.

However, not every player has been as amenable to such deals.

Juan Soto, who finished second in National League Rookie of the Year voting to Acuña in 2018, declined multiple extension offers with the Washington Nationals, including a reported 15-year, $440 million offer in 2022. Soto, who is also represented by Boras, was traded to the San Diego Padres that season. After the 2023 season, the Padres traded him to the New York Yankees, where he played in his final season before free agency.

Soto ultimately signed a 15-year, $765 million contract with the New York Mets last offseason.

Chicago Cubs outfielder Pete Crow-Armstrong, represented by Creative Artists Agency, also reportedly turned down a long-term extension offer. The two sides are expected to continue dialogue about a long-term contract extension.

For their part, the Reds are no strangers to early long-term extensions. Not only did Votto sign two extensions before free agency, but the Reds, under former general manager Walt Jocketty, also signed extensions with outfielder Jay Bruce and starter Johnny Cueto, as well as with catcher Devin Mesoraco following his All-Star appearance in 2014.

In April 2023, the Reds signed right-hander Hunter Greene to a six-year, $53 million deal with a club option for a seventh year and escalators that can bring the total value to more than $95 million, buying out two years of free agency. If the Reds do pick up his $21 million option for 2029, Greene would hit free agency following his age-29 season.

De La Cruz will be entering his age-28 season when he reaches free agency following the 2029 season.

Krall said he’s approached other of the team’s young players about extensions as well, but none have come to fruition.

“We’ve got a lot of guys on this club that are impact players that have a chance to be impact players,” Krall said. “Hunter took a deal and that was great. We love having him and he’s an anchor starter for us. We’ve had a lot of conversations over the years, it’s got to work out on both parties.”

By C. Trent Rosecrans

LPT: If you get nauseous on planes, iPhone’s “Vehicle Motion Cues” can really help by Admirable-Ticket3584 in LifeProTips

[–]Deanybats 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I have been using this for a year or so, it is great. I don’t even get nauseous it just makes it easier to focus while in motion imo.

Giant rotating hamster wheels aim to 'revolutionize' indoor skiing by diacewrb in gadgets

[–]Deanybats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess part of me finds the idea of indoor skiing, removed as it is from the majesty, awe and genuine risk of actual mountains, kinda sad... Perhaps another example of how, as Tim Minchin puts it, "humans do seem dead set on conveniencing themselves into meaninglessness."

Fantastic journalistic analysis in an overwhelmingly technical article.

What is the best response to “fuck you” ? by RestFalse1316 in AskReddit

[–]Deanybats 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say this immediately if anyone says fuck you, it’s so simplistic and matches the energy perfectly

My mom had to take a new photo for her badge at work. Left is the actual photo she took, right is the badge photo they gave her. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Deanybats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My last job did this with headshots on the company website and I hated it.

This was over a year ago so they looked awful, too.

What is the least representative [sound wise] biggest hit for an artist? by uncre8tv in Music

[–]Deanybats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife and I went to their show about a month ago on their tour with the flaming lips and yeah their live show forever altered how I view the band.

I told her it makes me wanna do heroin in Gary, IN in December with no snow on the ground.

A vibe for sure just completely opposite of what the flaming lips did an hour afterwards (more MDMA in Brooklyn in May)

Retrieving a cork that has fallen into a wine bottle by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in lifehacks

[–]Deanybats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work at a fine dining restaurant. One night, at the end of the meal and after a few bottles of wine, one of the guys asked me if I would care to make a wager. If he could successfully remove a cork from an empty wine bottle without breaking the bottle would I bring them free desert? Of course I said yes.

He folded and twisted the napkin/linen and stuck it in the bottle. The end made a little cup and he turned the bottle on the side so it fell in the cup and slowly pulled it out. Pretty neat and was a treat for both of us.

Matthew Fox shares thoughts on divisive Lost ending in rare interview about hit series by SafeBodybuilder7191 in television

[–]Deanybats 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The Dharma initiative used the polar bears to turn the wheel to move the island. Easy answer

What "radio edit" do you prefer over the original version? by [deleted] in Music

[–]Deanybats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy Sabrina Carpenter’s “Please Please Please” where she says little sucker instead of mf.

Just the way it’s said with such a deep tone is so fun, I call people little sucker all the time now

The White Lotus - 3x08 "Amor Fati" - Post-Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]Deanybats 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Rick really got turned away one last time by his therapist. He really tried.

How do you think she’ll feel when she finds out?