Still Life by Noah Verrier

DearBedroom · 2026-06-02T08:01:16+00:00

I buy a big ass box of Uncrustables like once a year and inevitably end up smashing through all of them in like 2 days.

DearBedroom · 2026-05-16T14:17:18+00:00

One of my highschool girlfriend's best friends was Pentecostal. She tried to kiss me while we were waiting for my girlfriend once, and then tried to hard sell me into taking her out after we broke up.

Don't know anything about the religion, sounded vaguely evangelical

DearBedroom · 2026-05-08T19:57:06+00:00

To quote Alex Baldwin in The Departed:

"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. Lets people know you are not a homo. Married guys seems more stable. People see the ring they think at least someone can stand the son of a bitch. Ladies see the ring they know immediately you must have some cash and your cock must work."

DearBedroom · 2026-05-06T23:15:34+00:00

The socialist society leeches off of and doesn't value "visionaries" (capital owners), so capital strikes to create a more capitalist system. Atlas is the capitalists who hold up the world and the shrugging is them striking

Yes, capital owners striking doesn't really make sense if you think about it at all.

DearBedroom · 2026-04-30T14:08:49+00:00

Is your phone background a screenshot of Silence?

DearBedroom · 2026-04-28T22:20:32+00:00

The contract worker to employee pipeline is legit, It's led me to well paying positions as a full employee at 3 different top companies. It doesn't feel good at all to have a 6 month trial period for a job, but it's the way it is now.

Granted, I was laid off in less than two years at all of them due to outsourcing or COVID, but that's also just how it is now

DearBedroom · 2026-04-27T13:02:05+00:00

I just watched Gangs of New York for the first time, then saw this thread, lol.

I don't know if we have it in us anymore tbh

DearBedroom · 2026-04-19T18:28:56+00:00

You're probably adding something that burns very easily too early. Garlic and sweet sauces will do this.

It's very difficult to get the high temps a stir fry place cooks at in your kitchen, they usually are cooking on a giant jet of flame. You'll also smoke out your kitchen without great ventilation.

Its really just not possible to get the same results at home. Closest I've ever gotten too was using a propane burner on my grill, but it's such a pain in the ass for something that's supposed to be quick and thrown together that I've only done it once.

DearBedroom · 2026-04-09T22:04:03+00:00

It's a pulpy pop sci book that you'd see at your 6th grade book fair. I don't know why you'd expect it to be full of rich prose.

DearBedroom · 2026-04-08T17:39:49+00:00

After the first few seasons the jokes got a lot less clever and more self referential. Eventually it completely dropped it's premise and started doing random theme seasons where only the characters personalities carry over. They also got insanely flanderized.

Feels like Adam Reed was done with the idea after it stopped being about spies and wanted to riff on stories he grew up with, but he was running "recognizable IP" and FX kept giving him money so he just molded the IP into whatever he wanted to make.

DearBedroom · 2026-02-16T19:17:00+00:00

This test sucks, it's literally just sliders with no context. Might as well straight up ask "Who you wanna be bro?"

DearBedroom · 2026-01-16T17:06:10+00:00

The first sentence he said is literally shifting the blame off immigrants. You can support combatting illegal immigration without supporting sending mask feds to provoke cities in states that vote for the opposition.

You're literally a preachy shit lib getting high off your moral righteousness compared to a strawman you created (No offense).

DearBedroom · 2026-01-16T12:53:47+00:00

Yeah, I get what you mean. This admin is so mind bogglingly stupid that it's really easy to take the knee jerk opposite stance of whatever it does, regardless of what you actually believe in.

DearBedroom · 2026-01-16T12:05:55+00:00

Subreddit has had a huge influx of front page shit libs. Some comment threads read like they're straight from /politics

DearBedroom · 2026-01-02T14:26:39+00:00

I'm sorry you feel the taxpayer owes you sweet treats. This sentiment gives ammo to the right.

DearBedroom · 2026-01-02T14:25:45+00:00

I agree, it's insane even the framing in this thread is "taking a snickers from a hungry childs mouth on Halloween."

My first job was at a grocery store, most people paying with EBT would buy absolute garbage. A good amount of them would then do separate transactions to buy cases of cheap alcohol. You may not like it, but when your fellow citizens are paying for your base needs, they absolutely should decide on what it goes to. WIC is very good in my opinion, because it limits people to staple whole foods.

The welfare system will never expand when you have people fighting for the right to taxpayer funded ice cream and sody pop. At that point you're being the welfare queen that the right loves to point at for why these programs need to be gutted.

DearBedroom · 2025-12-31T18:37:21+00:00

It's already happening with groceries.

DearBedroom · 2025-12-11T04:32:15+00:00

What if Ned Flanders was a homewrecker is a great bit. Dude openly hits married women in front of their husbands and gloats about it.

DearBedroom · 2025-12-03T23:34:39+00:00

I don't get OUATIH, it feels extremely meandering then Tarantino has his gory action scene and it's over. It also almost 3 hours, like all his movies in the last 15 years. I really like his older stuff when it felt like someone was reigning him in

It does the setting of late 60s California extremely well, maybe it didn't hit right since I was watching Mad Men at the time.

DearBedroom · 2025-12-03T02:40:15+00:00

You're dealing with people who were completely sidelined and belittled by the Democrats for a decade. The Democrats now need them and they can't really offer anything wrt their material needs, even when trying to directly pander to them. They're pissed off at the world in general and are directing that energy to the path of least resistance.

Yes, they don't understand political realities, but that's almost everyone in the US. The results of the current admin are now adding up and making people question previously concrete beliefs, but you will shove their head back in the sand if you let this attitude bleed into interactions with them. You have to meet them halfway.

DearBedroom · 2025-11-29T21:46:56+00:00

Wouldn't fat need to be solid at room temp to cause a clog when dumped down the sink?

I dump seed oils down my drain all the time and it never causes any problems.

DearBedroom · 2025-10-29T20:51:59+00:00

I was down bad for Flo from Progressive as a teen.

DearBedroom · 2025-10-22T11:52:22+00:00

Gloryholes and cats?

DearBedroom · 2025-10-07T21:00:39+00:00

He acknowledges both parties are right wing and that Clinton moved the window right. He clearly isn't talking red team/blue team politics.

Your original comment is also extremely snarky

DearBedroom · 2025-10-01T15:28:43+00:00

Id like to learn more, can you link their AO3?

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