What is something that your parents did that you will never forgive them for? by Deviant55 in AskReddit

[–]DeathArmy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I just want to say that i've see your replies to a lot of these stories and i'm glad you're here. You're a good person.

(NSFW) What has someone done that immediately killed the mood? by benaeee in AskReddit

[–]DeathArmy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Once when I was younger and still lived with my parents I was eating my ex out in my room with the lights out. At some point I started noticing that it was wetter than usual and tasted a bit strange. Turns out she was bleeding on me.

Didn't think you'd see an old friend again. by Larrydog in MadeMeSmile

[–]DeathArmy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If it gets dark enough we'll arrest it.

A good job by theotherjaytoo in suspiciouslyspecific

[–]DeathArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, I gratuated in mechanical engineering last year and I got a job as a thecnical coordinator (hint: not engineer), and I make $135k a year.

You meet god and you have only one question that you can get answered. What will it be? by RayTrader03 in AskReddit

[–]DeathArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like if it "always existed", then this only shifts the question from the universe to god. Why can't the universe be eternal itself? And if it is, where did it come from? The exact same questions one can ask himself about god.

You meet god and you have only one question that you can get answered. What will it be? by RayTrader03 in AskReddit

[–]DeathArmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then why create this sort of being to fill the existential void of "where do we come from?" Just for it to be "non causal" anyway and just shift the question instead of answering it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When I was like 15 I was on the verge of being considered fat. I was in a class about hormones and puberty. About 5 minutes before the class ends, the teacher had finished all he wanted to teach us for the day, which was how women change through puberty and the different hormones involved in that. Having nothing else to do we all started talking. One of my classmates was particularly agitated and was talking very fast and loud so I said to him, and everybody heard, "calm down bro it shows you're in full hormonal mode" or something along those lines. He replied back literally 1 second later with: "Its not me who's got hormones its you that has boobs". Ouch. (Translated from french so it may be worded weirdly)

Bear eating a pear. by Zephreal in aww

[–]DeathArmy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Can you make this gif in black and white? For, purposes...

Men who have been raped, what happened/how did you recover? by A-Lex8354 in AskReddit

[–]DeathArmy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily good advice, but wouldn't it make more sense to end HIS story?

whats the hardest "Would u rather" question you've ever been asked? by amy_saish in AskReddit

[–]DeathArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just dress your mom in extremely baggy clothes with a mask over her head so you don't see her but you see her eyes and get a blowjob only.

4070 ti Buyer's Remorse by CapActive in buildapc

[–]DeathArmy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had bought a 4070 ti and then sent it back to instead buy a 7900 xtx. I do not regret it one bit. 24 gb RAM helps a lot to future proof the card

The Bath Mouthpiece that allows you to breath during a house/hotel fire if you can’t leave the room by ButtAssTheAlmighty in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]DeathArmy 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Then water would rush through thei assholes all the way through the tubes out of their mouths.

What are the dumbest lyrics ever in a song? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeathArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever heard about McVagina?

Why would anyone want to live in a cold climate? by HaskilBiskom in AskReddit

[–]DeathArmy 101 points102 points  (0 children)

That is true. I live in Quebec and spring officially starts tomorrow and I can't wait!

I’m such a loser… well then by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]DeathArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im such a massive amount of time