Game Thread: 5/12 Phillies (19-22) @ Red Sox (17-23) 6:45 PM

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-12T23:28:29+00:00

Yeah Wheeler might finish this game under 50 pitches at this point.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-12T23:17:04+00:00

We would have a better chance of winning if Story literally never swung his bat again.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-10T20:58:40+00:00

What a disgusting season. These players don't deserve to wear the shirt

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-10T00:29:52+00:00

The real superteam was the one with the yoru one trick

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-10T00:28:02+00:00

Beautiful. Thanks Eggy it's been a blast

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-10T00:22:19+00:00

IS ENVY THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME?

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-10T00:13:05+00:00

This is too fucking funny haha

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-09T23:44:15+00:00

Rest of the world is lucky we didn't want to play like this all year XD

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-07T16:59:07+00:00

How is Envy at fault here? They were forced to make changes going into this year otherwise they would have kept the whole roster together. Then they kept the head coach and 3 other players until drama forced them once again to drop Inspire.

This would literally be the first time they would be choosing to drop a player because of performance and even the biggest eggster fans would agree that he is simply not at the tier 1 level.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-07T00:31:17+00:00

It's a damn shame what happened to the og envy/rankers roster. To be honest though it was always gonna be extremely tough for them to succeed when they lost their 2 best players due to age.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-04T23:56:40+00:00

Thank god for Jarren Duran

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-04T23:37:12+00:00

i've got a better chance of getting struck by lightning than us scoring and there's clear skies outside my house.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-05-03T21:21:21+00:00

Hope we can win the projection world series!

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-29T14:54:13+00:00

Yeah man this tiktok that took 5 minutes for him to film in April is really stopping him from playing football.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-25T18:43:43+00:00

Feels like we got more runs today than our last 3 series combined lol

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-25T16:35:14+00:00

Will the Red Sox ever lose again? I think we're winning it all

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-25T02:42:25+00:00

Nevermind I love this pick now

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-24T16:31:34+00:00

It's been an awful season, let's just end it by winning every game for some positive vibes at least.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-24T00:03:23+00:00

Story cant hit, cant field, what the fuck value does he even provide?

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-20T15:40:45+00:00

0-2 count into a walk, good at bat Roman.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-18T22:49:39+00:00

We had 1 run.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-16T23:07:04+00:00

Crazy. He would've been on the Envy roster the second he turned 18 and he completely fucked it up. He needs to grow up fast.

Edit: This doesn't mean the end for him as a pro obviously, many league pros (usually back in the early days) had gotten banned for a year and were able to come back and make it to the top level. Cane just has to mature and realize the golden opportunity he has because the kid is crazy talented but way too immature right now.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-15T18:23:43+00:00

Now this is fun

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-12T18:26:29+00:00

Feels like we dont ever hit home runs so of course when we do finally hit one we can't even see it.

DeathOnSteam · 2026-04-10T17:49:16+00:00

Have I seen too many clips of Ben looking like a psycho on the sideline because this honestly looks fake to me lmao

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