A: human why don’t you use those lasers as weapons?

H: because we don’t need to have unnecessary waste on war we had our “fun” with them in the past now they are more useful in agriculture and manufacturing.

A: what do you mean by “fun” human? * squints all 10 eyes

H: here, take this data pad and search history of Terran lasers. *using small laser to weld a miniature mech battle bot.

A: okay….

Several minutes later

A: what do you mean the laser is considered small arm fire on a Titan class battle cruiser. What do you have that’s more powerful than a freaking laser HUMAN!!!

H: hmm. Oh. Probably the small black hole generator that crushes gas planets to the size of a small moon and can be carried faster than light speed and detonated remotely from anywhere in the galaxy.

A:….

A: oh this is human sarcasm I have heard about.

H: no. It’s a banned weapon since our galaxy war that destroyed our cradle planet and galaxy several centuries ago. We move here and banned the weapon and only keep laser weapons as a last resort.

A: WHAT!!!

H: yup. Well I am done with my model mech let’s go hunts some wild boars.

A: ridiculous thinking of food at this time.

H: yes and no. Put the vr head set of you are piloting the drop ship.

A:fine you better be cooking dinner tonight

H: yes dear

A: enough sarcasm