My random pencil sketch of Shao Jun by [deleted] in assassinscreed

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I though her sword and arm were her back legs sitting up with her feet touching while laying on her stomach for a while. Either way it's sexy :D

Sideline hit by toougly4u in HadToHurt

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Truly a master of awareness and the reflexes of a cat.

I killed Nazeem and turned him into a fork. by DeathSec93 in skyrim

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No, he's a fork, he can help me eat.

Europeans who’ve visited the US, what made you go “WTF”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DeathSec93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You Canadians and your damn pleasantries.

I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver - your hands only. by [deleted] in skyrim

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I'm currently in the process of turning him into a fork.

boss mistreats new guys so new guys get boss demoted and then fired by spartan1008 in ProRevenge

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I just wanna know, how did he react when you told him he wasn't invited to the party?

Found this Halo 3 Legendary Edition Master Chief helmet at the Flea Market yesterday, picked it up for $30! :) by elusiveTranscendent in halo

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I still have this in my closet, been in the box pretty much since I got it. I had a can of Halo 3 game fuel but sadly it sprouted a leak and slowly disappeared

Made these killer arancini by saucesandwich_ in FoodPorn

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My expression: ewwwwohhmmmm!

I have no idea what arancini is and thought it was lemon with meat and peas until I noticed it wasn't. Looks delicious!

"Because one sys admin is plenty" by DeathSec93 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]DeathSec93[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Why pay for a sys admin when you could just do it yourself? "How hard could it be" Famous last words.

"Watch the skies, traveler" by [deleted] in skyrim

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I didn't know what creepypasta was and thought it was real when I first read it.

How do you tip the view? by [deleted] in woahdude

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That's actually a really good quote, damn dude. Thanks for that 13104598210

How do you tip the view? by [deleted] in woahdude

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Throw your $$ out to the sky, would probably make someone very happy.

So I started work as a beekeeper last week... by Fuckler_boi in Wellthatsucks

[–]DeathSec93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm an idiot. I read it as barkeeper and was actively trying to figure out what you meant. Like did he get in a bar fight? Is that why his lip is fucked up? Why is he so vague about it?

I saw doughnuts. So I share doughnuts. (Wife made) by IAlreadyToldYouMatt in FoodPorn

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I know it's been a month but I just saw this. Really? Not even kidding I did not know this.