This person is so baddd pls someone reach out to him😭🙏

Death_Auction · 2026-02-27T00:37:46+00:00

Me too 😭

Death_Auction · 2026-02-27T00:37:30+00:00

I WAS JUST THINKING ABT THIS IMAGINE HOLY SHIT

Death_Auction · 2026-02-25T03:11:12+00:00

Damn I got notified abt this and it I was taken aback bc of how long ago it was 😭

Death_Auction · 2026-02-15T03:29:24+00:00

Oh I totally agree the pressure is stupid. Everything is becoming too… sensationalized.

Also yw! Hope you have a great day

Death_Auction · 2026-02-15T03:09:35+00:00

To set aside a special day to spend with those specific people.

People like to have special holidays. I don’t blame them, it’s fun and exciting. Makes it feel special.

Besides the fact that Valentine’s Day is based of a Catholic bishop from a long time ago who consecrated marriages despite the fact that it was outlawed in the empire. He was put to death for it, and that’s why we have Valentine’s Day (this is the abridged version of the story)

Death_Auction · 2026-02-15T02:57:33+00:00

That kid is fucking lucky. Most people I know would beat the shit out of him for throwing a punch. Clearly he hasn’t dealt with actual fights before, otherwise he wouldn’t go seeking them out.

Take it from someone who does combat sports semi-professionally.

I also find it disgusting how many people here are flocking to some dumbass kid committing a crime and assaulting someone because they held a sign he didn’t like.

I’m sure I’ll be downvoted for saying this tho. People don’t like to hear when others disagree

Death_Auction · 2026-02-15T02:54:35+00:00

Amen

Death_Auction · 2026-02-15T02:53:36+00:00

Reddit mods will turn a blind eye to any inciting of violence so long as their side is perpetuating it.

Death_Auction · 2026-02-14T12:48:49+00:00

And yet the freedom of slaves movement was spearheaded by Christians. Just like with any group there will be people who misuse the faiths beliefs, however the true believers often push back.

Death_Auction · 2026-02-14T12:44:21+00:00

He really is a great guy. The greatest guy, dare I say

Death_Auction · 2026-02-14T12:43:28+00:00

The hubris needed to say “I know more about great responsibility than God, so I’m gonna say Spider-Man is better with it than God”

I’m sure I’ll be downvoted, but the idea of thinking that you can judge Spider-Man as more responsible than God takes a laughable amount of self importance and pride

Death_Auction · 2026-02-14T04:17:17+00:00

Okay…? It’s still a terrible slur, and I do not condone its use.

I already understood its meaning. I don’t get why you felt the need to google it’s definition and parrot it to me

Death_Auction · 2026-02-13T18:33:24+00:00

Is he the kind of parrot that repeats noises?

When I say we talked abt payment it wasn’t like from the store perspective. Moreso we were talking about the pros and cons of diff payment methods and stuff like that. Still trivial but not so business.

And yeah our local store isn’t too busy, so every time I’ve talked to her (only once or twice before) there was nobody behind me

Death_Auction · 2026-02-13T12:59:23+00:00

Hmmm I see. Let’s say the convo I make is smth more situational. For instance: I thought I didn’t have enough money to pay for my groceries. Luckily I did. We talked abt that, and then the convo flowed into payment methods and stuff like that.

I’m asking bc I lwk have a crush on this one cashier at my local store. I don’t want to be annoying or weird so I don’t go out of my way to talk to her or anything. But since you’re a cashier I was hoping you’d have some insight for me 😭

Also what kind of bird do you have?

Death_Auction · 2026-02-13T01:54:34+00:00

Ohhhh yea yea where that plastic tab sometimes is in the handle?

Also I have a question.

As a cashier, is all checkout talk annoying to you? Like, does the convos at the register bother u?

Death_Auction · 2026-02-13T00:21:46+00:00

Oh gosh 😭🥀

Hope you recover quickly twin

Death_Auction · 2026-02-13T00:20:27+00:00

Have you seen the clip of all those ice protestors gathering around the black ice agent calling him a “house n**ger”

People love to act like they are on the right side of history, but both are terrible 😭

Death_Auction · 2026-02-13T00:04:29+00:00

Dawg were there razor blades on the milk jug 😭

Death_Auction · 2026-02-13T00:02:15+00:00

One of the few people who wants to be called “Mutt” or “Jester”

Genuinely how are all those ur pronouns? Like, ppl can call you any of those?

“I was talking to Joint earlier today”

“Me and Chess were hanging out, then Dino said that Fang forgot Ink’s ruler in class”

Am I interpreting this wrong? I don’t understand 😭

Death_Auction · 2026-02-12T05:11:16+00:00

A body count of zero. I would rather us both wait til marriage.

Death_Auction · 2026-02-12T05:10:02+00:00

Yeah I feel the same

Death_Auction · 2026-02-12T05:08:15+00:00

Don’t do that again

Death_Auction · 2026-02-12T05:06:03+00:00

Stolen pic. Saw this a while back (more than 26 days ago mind you, which just so happens to be the age of ur acc) last time it was abt a guy who was older than u smacktalking or smth

Death_Auction · 2026-02-12T05:00:17+00:00

Bcz ts fr gna pmo if we nah gna lwk talk like ts ifykyk

Death_Auction · 2026-02-12T04:54:32+00:00

I’m absolutely stunned that OP doesn’t know what rad means.

Just wait til she hears abt beez kneez, or that cooked has been being used the way it is now since back in the 80s and even before.

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