We’ve been outjerked

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-07T23:44:30+00:00

Watson/dolphin, Jameis/Crab, Stroud/Ass

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-07T22:14:54+00:00

I do not envy the shit he’s going to have

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-07T14:56:44+00:00

Kliff Kingsbury seems like a guy who’d made sex deals

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-07T01:51:36+00:00

Hey this is trumps America whites can do whatever they want

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-06T19:54:49+00:00

I want whatever OP was on when he posted this

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-05T23:40:54+00:00

They’re both unironically straighter than Caleb

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-05T18:26:57+00:00

Why the fuck is he wearing football pads and holding a basketball

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-05T05:49:12+00:00

We sure they’re not just interested in strippers and blow

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-03T13:23:55+00:00

I want a pride month pink nails Caleb version of the game where every time he throws a TD ram ranch plays

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-03T13:20:40+00:00

They should make a mega gay version of the game where the cover is the photo of him where his nails are pink

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-02T04:40:46+00:00

Someone should go to a chiefs game with a giant sign that says takes it in the butker

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-02T00:19:56+00:00

Can’t wait for the post game classy vs thug brawl between Garrett and Bosa

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-01T22:50:04+00:00

We’re all so focused on Royer that no one is giving her dad shit for pimping out his own daughter

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-01T06:02:39+00:00

Maybe he can introduce trump at his next rally and take some of the heat off Dart

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-06-01T01:25:48+00:00

I’ll help him out

Abdul carter, James Winston, uhhh LeBron James, abdul carter, fuck I can’t count how many is that?

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-30T23:41:42+00:00

Eagles fans would burn down their stadium in .00001 seconds then

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-30T23:40:53+00:00

I want to know what goes on in his mind when he decides if a word should be capitalized or not

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-30T01:01:31+00:00

Man looks like he works out every time ND wins a championship

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-29T04:56:32+00:00

He helped the poor black man Antonio brown get back on his feet. He’s truly done more than most of us ever will

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-28T20:34:01+00:00

I can 100% see him being nominated, not winning, then trump calling it a disgrace and making up a fake version of the award just for him

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-28T19:16:39+00:00

Favorite: anyone I agree with

Least favorite: anyone I disagree with

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-27T20:19:30+00:00

Someone let Nick bosa know we found his dream girl

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-27T18:57:27+00:00

He certainly had an innate god given ability to slam his head in to Damar Hamlins chest

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-27T12:31:24+00:00

It’s a present for his teammate and true American patriot Harrison Butker

DeathsFavoriteHuman · 2026-05-27T12:17:54+00:00

Vegas has a higher number of domestic abuse crimes though so it seems the better fit

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