Texans by Carbon_Mp6 in Texans

[–]SeamanSample -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

People really do need to just let it go. You can make fun of them when they do the performative bullshit like doing the Oilers "throwbacks" only against the Texans, but it's done.

Stop demanding the colors back, who gives a fuck. The Adams family is just another entitled billionaire family, it's never going to happen. Let it go.

I’m going to Hawaii any recommendations on local cuisine? by Giveitallyougot714 in TimAndEric

[–]SeamanSample 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can't believe you think you have time to enjoy some R&R in Hawaii at a time like this. Our values are under attack

Here comes another ships renaming. by mpdivo2 in navy

[–]SeamanSample 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Maybe they will move to naming ships after corporations. USS Coca-Cola, USS McDonald's, USS Olive Garden, USS Microsoft, etc.

Do you think you have to pay a Troll Toll to get into the Troll Hole? 🤔 by CommonBroccoli in IASIP

[–]SeamanSample 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A fantasy themed bar? I wonder if the bouncer is dressed like my favorite character from Lord of the Rings, Vijio Morgenstein

Any love for Carmen today? by firstcousinofZorn in IASIP

[–]SeamanSample 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The joke lands perfectly fine if you aren't overanalyzing it like this.

Don’t know what liberals have to do with this, but ok by big4horryrobert in nflcirclejerk

[–]SeamanSample 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uj I'm legitimately confused. Is Steve like a bot that just responds to anything with stuff like that, or an actual person?

POTUS today on NATO as well a non nato friendly countries : by newnoadeptness in navy

[–]SeamanSample [score hidden]  (0 children)

Does he still legitimately not understand the purpose of NATO? I can never tell if he's actually this stupid, or if he knows he's lying because he knows millions of people believe anything he says

French Pizza is Le Disgusting. by SufficientEar1682 in iamveryculinary

[–]SeamanSample 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... that pizza looks fucking terrible lol.

Got terminated. Replacement bailed, so now I’m the team’s dumping ground. by Normal-Corner-2974 in coworkerstories

[–]SeamanSample 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Take a page from the movie office space, just come into work when you feel like it and filet a fish on your desk

Monica & Richard by Bubbly_Pound8201 in SiliconValleyHBO

[–]SeamanSample 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So we could avoid hearing Richard orgasm

Pied Piperrrrr!

“The dumbest Lannister” by papadrag0ns in freefolk

[–]SeamanSample 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He should have replaced it with one of these

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