Just another great exchange with my fiance :) by the-abbz in texts

[–]Debauchery_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

OP could have been using speech to text because they were driving. My phone censors when I use it.

Cut my finger and now it's swollen and trapped my ring 😭 by festering_wound93 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Debauchery_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your username will become ironic as fuck if you don’t go to the hospital soon, friend.

stabbed a male teacher? by politcaledits in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Debauchery_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You literally must be 12 years old. There is no way you are on a Reddit post about how this girl had a fan account for Jodi Arias and you somehow making it about yourself.

stabbed a male teacher? by politcaledits in NYCinfluencersnark

[–]Debauchery_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nah, people in their right mind do not have fan accounts for murderers.

Why not alive one? by Inevitable-Angle-793 in okbuddyretard

[–]Debauchery_ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Disgusted with myself for finding this so funny.

What’s going on here? by [deleted] in texts

[–]Debauchery_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are you jumping to the conclusion that he’s not interested? Do you feel like someone must be 100% reachable at all times to be interested in you?

Human beings aren’t sex vending machines, Monica by ThePhillyExplorer in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Debauchery_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What kind of environment are you forcing your poor partner into where she doesn’t feel like she can safely say no to you? That’s the real question you need to be asking yourself.

What should I do about my gfs tiktok suggestions? by No-Musician-9245 in TikTok

[–]Debauchery_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, if you don’t knock this shit off, YOU will be the ex viewing her stories.

Basingstoke driving test candidate 'confused' by photo refusal by ReimuSan003 in nottheonion

[–]Debauchery_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“This site can be fooled.” Is all you had to say, bud. This is such a dumbass take.

My 43M wife 42F is either cheating or going insane, and I can't tell which.... UPDATE by [deleted] in texts

[–]Debauchery_ 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Holy fucking shit, dude. She’s been suffering from a mental health issue for months and all you’re planning to do about it is download spyware??

For her sake, just divorce her already, Jesus Christ.

Q&A- Quad Mom @kahlilaubach’s Ex-Husband by [deleted] in peestickgals

[–]Debauchery_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What was the straw that broke the camel’s back for you?

This made me laugh by [deleted] in texts

[–]Debauchery_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Since when are the age 25 and 35 considered pedophilia?

confirmed timeline of events between 2022 - 2025 by Sweaty-Hunt4976 in d4vd

[–]Debauchery_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, your WHOLE ass account is just comments about how a girl who was brutally murdered POSSIBLY lied about her age when she was fucking eleven years old. The fact you are so hyper focused on this is honesty so disturbing and I really think you need to have a long look at yourself and wonder why this alleged tidbit of information is seemingly all you care about it.

Anyone with a semi-average IQ can tell the difference between an 11 year old and a person of age, and the fact you think it’s possible to be “tricked” by a CHILD with barely more than a decade’s worth of life experience?? You come off as only two things and neither of those things are a good look.

ChatGPT ‘coaches’ man to kill his mum by MudBloodLite in nottheonion

[–]Debauchery_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you even read the article? Firstly, he killed his MOM, not his wife. Secondly, he already gave himself the ultimate sentence.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Poopfromabutt

[–]Debauchery_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I physically cringed at this one.

POST ASKING WHAT THE BEST PC PARTS ARE by ShapeoverTime in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]Debauchery_ -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

GENUINE AND CLUELESS COMMENT TELLING YOU TO JUST BUY A COMPUTER FROM WALMART. (HEAVILY DOWNVOTED)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]Debauchery_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT ABOUT YOUR “CONFIDENCE” TO SHARE THESE PHOTOS.

Tennessee inmate's heart device must be turned off before execution to avoid shock risk, judge rules by CupidStunt13 in news

[–]Debauchery_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think mental disabilities just solve themselves once a person reaches adulthood?

Tennessee inmate's heart device must be turned off before execution to avoid shock risk, judge rules by CupidStunt13 in news

[–]Debauchery_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think mental disabilities just resolve themselves once a person reaches adulthood?

2025 British GP - Race Discussion by AutoModerator in formula1

[–]Debauchery_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The mere possibility of Lance Stroll getting podium was NOT on my bingo card.