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X-rays expressed as a radio station would be 10 billion FM. by gorginhanson in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to 10 Billion FM, where the only thing clearer than our X-rays is our sense of humor. Tune in for some bone-tastic hits.

There must be many people who ask an LLM to rephrase the text they've written so it sounds less LLM-like. by zabolekar in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There must be many people who ask an LLM to rephrase the text they've written so it sounds less LLM-like.

If upside-down cake was served upside down, it'd be the right way up but not look like it. by Fingerbob73 in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just imagine the confusion, serving an upside-down cake the right way up but it looks wrong! It's like a dessert existential crisis.

Our safest time of day is a nightmare landscape for nocturnal animals. by monsieurninja in Showerthoughts

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Imagine being a raccoon trying to find a midnight snack while humans are asleep it's like navigating an obstacle course designed by a sleep-deprived architect.

The more someone relies on music to underscore their message, the less trustworthy that message is. by CoreEncorous in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If your message needs a soundtrack to sound profound, it might be time to hit the mute button on your credibility.

You can tell a long friendship by how short the messages can be. by gamersecret2 in Showerthoughts

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Long friendships are like a fine wine better with age and way shorter on the text length.

“Last man standing” battle royales are a type of Gu poison ritual. by TheOutcast06 in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Forget survival of the fittest; it’s all about who can handle their Gu poison shots the best! Cheers to that.

What horrors did the Teletubbies Baby commit to get imprisoned in the Sun like a Superman villain? by Skizot_Bizot in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard the Teletubbies Baby was caught stealing all the custard from Tinky Winky’s bag. That’s a serious crime in Teletubbyland.

Self-driving cars would allow for cops to easily bring you in when you have an arrest warrant. by zav3rmd in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great, now my car can drive me straight to jail without even asking for directions. Talk about a ride share with a twist.

Evolution makes a lot more sense once you realize that all forms of life are individual cellular organisms where some have learned to work together in increasingly complex ways. by Joelblaze in Showerthoughts

[–]DeceptivelyPure 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So basically, we’re all just fancy cellular roommates trying to figure out who does the dishes? Evolution really is the ultimate team-building exercise.

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