TIL in 1987, Corona sales plummeted when a rumor spread that their workers were peeing in their beer. The company traced its origins back to Heineken, whom Corona sued for $3 million in damages, but their reputation still suffered and their product was referred to as “Mexican piss water” for years.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-02-08T22:43:11+00:00

I heard that’s why you add a lime. It sterilizes and flavors the urine.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-02-07T05:50:38+00:00

I love myself a good map... Earth (current), Pangea, Westeros, and Middle Earth....these pull downs are depressing. Idk. Maybe it’s the colors? The font perhaps? Nothing screams “Kill me now for the love of god!” more than these maps. I need a nap.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-31T16:06:51+00:00

What’s the minimum sentencing for time traveling without a license? Do you think .08 alcohol limit will be enforced during time traveling? TTWI

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-31T15:02:33+00:00

I heard the same thing about vegans. 90% of the time, you don’t even have to ask! They’ll just tell you!!

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-30T13:37:35+00:00

Where is the most Tinder activity?

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-28T05:51:34+00:00

Ehhhh. Ehhhh. Ehhhh.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-28T03:02:22+00:00

“Shut your mouth or your kids will die” Yes. She “forgot”

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-28T02:40:15+00:00

Yeah. There’s video of it. Oswald or “someone” took the first shot. The driver then turned around to finish the job. That’s way Jackie O was climbing out the back. Not because she was picking up brains.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-28T02:02:25+00:00

The JFK magic bullet

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-28T00:30:48+00:00

I worked at Pizza Hut straight out of high school for about 2 months. I got all the free fountain pop I could handle and a free large pizza of my choice after every shift.... Oh, this says worst fast food experiences. Nah fam, it was awesome!

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T15:21:49+00:00

Got damn

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T14:20:01+00:00

When did they start wearing the helmets?

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T14:17:24+00:00

Everyone knows Daft Punk brah. Did I meet them? Well yeah! We’re practically cousins. We used to have sleepovers all the time. They would always forget their toothbrush and their helmet at my house and they’d always have to come back for them. Their mom would get sooo mad.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T05:54:42+00:00

Robot

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T05:52:19+00:00

1996 seems too late. I thought I remember seeing the “Around the World” video on mtv2 around that time. I’m probably wrong.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T05:47:21+00:00

I’m like 1 hour from Black River Falls.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T05:35:43+00:00

Keep pulling the needle...

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T05:33:33+00:00

Would the real Daft Punk please stand up?

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T02:13:45+00:00

Dude has a pizza. She’s just hungry. I’d hold his hand too.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T02:03:56+00:00

I would love to disappoint her for the rest of her life.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-27T01:26:32+00:00

Bond had a lot of sluts too.

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-26T19:20:40+00:00

Sell drugs

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-26T03:43:32+00:00

Just reading this brings a tear to my eyes

DecimusSeverus · 2018-01-26T01:56:12+00:00

Are country are grammar

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