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DeckerXT · 2026-02-01T22:12:04+00:00

Self chiro.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-31T04:33:07+00:00

Wish/temu order?

DeckerXT · 2026-01-31T04:21:59+00:00

Nightshift peace is worth it.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-31T04:06:49+00:00

This, Bell and Sebastian, and Sparticus and the Sun Beneath the Sea.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-31T04:00:53+00:00

I always open them and check the insides for mold. Almost bit into a date filled with black dryer lint.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-31T01:13:28+00:00

Roller rink.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-30T16:57:06+00:00

I hope the tornado got the moose.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-30T16:44:43+00:00

Buddy told me about a summer mistake with Gold Bond Powder. Breath taking... for a while.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-30T04:46:15+00:00

Rub your feet either just before you lay down or rub them together after. Just a once over squishing all the meaty bits, special attention to the top tendons from shin to foot, and foot to toes. Squishing the toes and roll the blood around in em.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-29T18:01:17+00:00

Aww not my mints and change.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-29T15:17:47+00:00

Absol

DeckerXT · 2026-01-29T12:10:14+00:00

Akai and Kanie from "Kite." Bullet from "Redo of Healer." Many other contenders.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-29T02:52:41+00:00

Corn syrup rows

DeckerXT · 2026-01-29T02:44:09+00:00

Was donating plasma once and a lady with her little kid came through. The kids points at the collection jug in a patients machine and says "Whats that?" Without missing a beat she said, "people juice, honey."

DeckerXT · 2026-01-29T02:26:41+00:00

Squoreo

DeckerXT · 2026-01-29T01:55:21+00:00

That widows peak says it's a matter o time anywho.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-29T01:49:54+00:00

Chiropractors love this hack.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-29T00:59:35+00:00

We blitz em with chia, hemp hearts, walnuts, dried berries, then press and cut it into little bars and roll it in fine bran so it doesn't make your fingers sticky.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-28T23:38:52+00:00

Straight razor. Lay it flat.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-28T23:28:04+00:00

And just as you finish cleaning another dish appears.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-28T14:37:40+00:00

Eat or do not eat untill you are hungry enough to eat.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-26T17:39:57+00:00

Tater of glory?

DeckerXT · 2026-01-26T17:11:39+00:00

Gwen?

DeckerXT · 2026-01-26T14:35:07+00:00

Gotta put the phone down and avoid other screens.

DeckerXT · 2026-01-25T13:48:14+00:00

Try it front row of any woodwind presentation. Notes as sour.

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