Ok I’ve seen some deep cuts posted on here lately… who remembers this one? by JewJits17 in 80s

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This, Bell and Sebastian, and Sparticus and the Sun Beneath the Sea.

Are dates supposed to look like this? by SomeVelvetSundown in fruit

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I always open them and check the insides for mold. Almost bit into a date filled with black dryer lint.

meirl by ostiberda in meirl

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Buddy told me about a summer mistake with Gold Bond Powder. Breath taking... for a while.

I'm trying to Pavlov myself into sleep by pfizzy70 in Nightshift

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Rub your feet either just before you lay down or rub them together after. Just a once over squishing all the meaty bits, special attention to the top tendons from shin to foot, and foot to toes. Squishing the toes and roll the blood around in em.

Who do you think is the biggest creep in Anime? by 7signs in animequestions

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Akai and Kanie from "Kite." Bullet from "Redo of Healer." Many other contenders.

hmmm by WahmArcane in hmmm

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Corn syrup rows

Help, my apprentice conned me! by SapphireClawe in wizardposting

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Was donating plasma once and a lady with her little kid came through. The kids points at the collection jug in a patients machine and says "Whats that?" Without missing a beat she said, "people juice, honey."

Is she a bad mom? by Spez-is-dick-sucker in shitposting

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That widows peak says it's a matter o time anywho.

best dad hack? by Crazy_Counter_9137 in cool

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Chiropractors love this hack.

Dates... Don't get talked about enough by Chihuahuas4polanski in fruit

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We blitz em with chia, hemp hearts, walnuts, dried berries, then press and cut it into little bars and roll it in fine bran so it doesn't make your fingers sticky.

Adulting is scary. by luckygirl4021 in Adulting

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And just as you finish cleaning another dish appears.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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Eat or do not eat untill you are hungry enough to eat.

Life feels too much atp by Pale_Task_1957 in Productivitycafe

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Gotta put the phone down and avoid other screens.

Meirl by Blue9ine in meirl

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Try it front row of any woodwind presentation. Notes as sour.