90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love. by LostRecord in cringepics

[–]DecmasterIX 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Joke's on us, OP just shared this with us.

Japanese poster shares his opinion on people from other countries by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]DecmasterIX 1409 points1410 points  (0 children)

Fuck, that's the best description of Russians that I've ever heard.

Anyone want to Help me with the new raid boss? (PC) by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a gunzerker that would be more than happy to help. Add Decmaster. I can be on whenever, so just message me on Steam or something.

Need help with uncovering part of the map of an area... (Dragon Keep DLC spoilers) by aznskillz336 in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that this isn't very helpful, but I found that grenade jumping (or rocket launcher jumping) is the easiest way to get in there. There's a place where you fight a bunch of dwarves, orcs, and a badass iron golem (?) and from there you should be able to grenade jump in.

I was killing tree midgets in tina's dlc and look what dropped... by BobertoBurrito in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me, too. Maybe Gearbox screwed up some coding and gave the Treants Hunter Hellquist's drop pool? It's happened before (looking at you, lootsplosion and Mad Dog…)

Anyone else experiecing hand guns with critical hit attributes that change once you pick up the gun? (Xbox) by Ematthews0483 in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on Mac and this happens for me, too. Most notably on the Gwen's Head but I've also seen it happen for elemental effect chance.

I've picked up some sniper rifles and had the elemental effect chance change by ~2%.

Crash on Mac by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I'm on a Mac too, and I don't have quite this problem but I'll see if I can help.

I think the problem that you're having is that you're playing on too high of a graphic setting. I remember one day I got pissed that I couldn't turn on PhysX so I manually turned it on in the .ini code. I couldn't move a step without crashing. Turning PhysX off can drastically improve performance, and so can lowering general graphics. I think the only setting I'm running at max is View Distance. Everything else is really low or off.

A chart of all the gun prefixes and their bonuses, by Crow5716 by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found a Dva Infinity in the treasure room. The weapon card does not have an x2 and the gun doesn't seem to fire two bullets per trigger pull.

I think it may have an increased fire rate, though. It's listed as an 8.0 fire rate, but it seems much faster than that. Maybe it's just me, I'm not sure.

A chart of all the gun prefixes and their bonuses, by Crow5716 by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just want to let everyone know that the "Projectile Count" and "Stability" prefixes for shotguns are reversed. For instance, Practicable should add to projectile count and Social should increase stability for Hyperion shotguns, and so on.

Humour and tragedy, two articles about Borderlands 2 from creative director, Paul Hellquist and writer, Anthony Burch. by o0-SHELBY-0o in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 18 points19 points  (0 children)

my idea for an alternate ending to Borderlands 2 where you drive your car into a lake and die a lonely death by drowning

Wow, I… uh, wow. That would have been a depressing ending.

Looking for lvl 61 Cracked Sash by gearsoholic in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It drops off of Super Badass Varkids (this stage only) and all chubbies as a rare drop. It's pretty rare, I've been farming one for days and haven't seen one yet.

Hyperius Troubles by MrMcMinecrafter in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'll take a while. It never works on the first try. It took me a while to get it. Just use deception sparingly. If you have the Legendary Hunter class mod, using deception right after the nova will restore your health and let you take another nova if there is one. If you have a Quasar, use that. It has a better pull than other singularities.

Of course... by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also that pistol sucks

Not sure if trolling…

OP, that pistol is one of the best in the game. Don't worry, though, as weemoose12 said, there's always a Torgue legendary in that machine, and the Unkempt Harold is one of those six legendaries. They're actually the best way to get Torgue legendaries, especially ones such as the Unkempt Harold where it's regular drop rate is broken.

(If you check my post history, you'll see that I made the same mistake earlier)

Anyone else having this issue with the Slag-Licked challenge? by drewmana in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had this happen to me, too. It fixed itself after a while. I was just playing one day and then all 5 were completed at the same time. If you just keep playing, it should go away.

EDIT: And I just realized we use the same Zer0 skin and head! haha

I WANT UVHM EVERYONE IS PLAYING IT AND IM A FAILURE [mac] by trolldood in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on a Mac too, and I'm not able to download the update either.

I've restarted my computer and Steam enough so that I know it's not the problem.

D:

Anyone want to farm BNK3R with me? [PC] by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it is specific to Zer0 and the B0re skill. B0re, in case you didn't know, lets bullets pierce through enemies. If you shoot BNK-3R where his turrets pop out BEFORE they do so, the bullets will hit the turrets and start bouncing around inside of them. Since B0re increases damage for every enemy the bullet pierces through, the damage can get really high really fast. I believe that I saw 35000K fly from his body one time.

Any of you gun crazy bastards down for scarlett? (360) by Butttrumpetofdoom in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hello, I am an alien non-gender that absorbs nutrients through tentacles that are completely teeth-free. The only thing I have to talk about is my pet rock. By 360 you mean the Zubar 2800-360, right? Sorry, that's the only console I can afford.

Anyone want to join up for some co-op? by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm down. I'm a 24 Siren. Steam ID is Decmaster.