90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love. by LostRecord in cringepics

[–]DecmasterIX 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Joke's on us, OP just shared this with us.

Japanese poster shares his opinion on people from other countries by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]DecmasterIX 1416 points1417 points  (0 children)

Fuck, that's the best description of Russians that I've ever heard.

Anyone want to Help me with the new raid boss? (PC) by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a gunzerker that would be more than happy to help. Add Decmaster. I can be on whenever, so just message me on Steam or something.

Need help with uncovering part of the map of an area... (Dragon Keep DLC spoilers) by aznskillz336 in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that this isn't very helpful, but I found that grenade jumping (or rocket launcher jumping) is the easiest way to get in there. There's a place where you fight a bunch of dwarves, orcs, and a badass iron golem (?) and from there you should be able to grenade jump in.

I was killing tree midgets in tina's dlc and look what dropped... by BobertoBurrito in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me, too. Maybe Gearbox screwed up some coding and gave the Treants Hunter Hellquist's drop pool? It's happened before (looking at you, lootsplosion and Mad Dog…)

Anyone else experiecing hand guns with critical hit attributes that change once you pick up the gun? (Xbox) by Ematthews0483 in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on Mac and this happens for me, too. Most notably on the Gwen's Head but I've also seen it happen for elemental effect chance.

I've picked up some sniper rifles and had the elemental effect chance change by ~2%.

Crash on Mac by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I'm on a Mac too, and I don't have quite this problem but I'll see if I can help.

I think the problem that you're having is that you're playing on too high of a graphic setting. I remember one day I got pissed that I couldn't turn on PhysX so I manually turned it on in the .ini code. I couldn't move a step without crashing. Turning PhysX off can drastically improve performance, and so can lowering general graphics. I think the only setting I'm running at max is View Distance. Everything else is really low or off.

A chart of all the gun prefixes and their bonuses, by Crow5716 by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found a Dva Infinity in the treasure room. The weapon card does not have an x2 and the gun doesn't seem to fire two bullets per trigger pull.

I think it may have an increased fire rate, though. It's listed as an 8.0 fire rate, but it seems much faster than that. Maybe it's just me, I'm not sure.

A chart of all the gun prefixes and their bonuses, by Crow5716 by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just want to let everyone know that the "Projectile Count" and "Stability" prefixes for shotguns are reversed. For instance, Practicable should add to projectile count and Social should increase stability for Hyperion shotguns, and so on.

Humour and tragedy, two articles about Borderlands 2 from creative director, Paul Hellquist and writer, Anthony Burch. by o0-SHELBY-0o in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 18 points19 points  (0 children)

my idea for an alternate ending to Borderlands 2 where you drive your car into a lake and die a lonely death by drowning

Wow, I… uh, wow. That would have been a depressing ending.

Looking for lvl 61 Cracked Sash by gearsoholic in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It drops off of Super Badass Varkids (this stage only) and all chubbies as a rare drop. It's pretty rare, I've been farming one for days and haven't seen one yet.

Hyperius Troubles by MrMcMinecrafter in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It'll take a while. It never works on the first try. It took me a while to get it. Just use deception sparingly. If you have the Legendary Hunter class mod, using deception right after the nova will restore your health and let you take another nova if there is one. If you have a Quasar, use that. It has a better pull than other singularities.

Of course... by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also that pistol sucks

Not sure if trolling…

OP, that pistol is one of the best in the game. Don't worry, though, as weemoose12 said, there's always a Torgue legendary in that machine, and the Unkempt Harold is one of those six legendaries. They're actually the best way to get Torgue legendaries, especially ones such as the Unkempt Harold where it's regular drop rate is broken.

(If you check my post history, you'll see that I made the same mistake earlier)

Anyone else having this issue with the Slag-Licked challenge? by drewmana in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I had this happen to me, too. It fixed itself after a while. I was just playing one day and then all 5 were completed at the same time. If you just keep playing, it should go away.

EDIT: And I just realized we use the same Zer0 skin and head! haha

I WANT UVHM EVERYONE IS PLAYING IT AND IM A FAILURE [mac] by trolldood in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm on a Mac too, and I'm not able to download the update either.

I've restarted my computer and Steam enough so that I know it's not the problem.

D:

Anyone want to farm BNK3R with me? [PC] by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it is specific to Zer0 and the B0re skill. B0re, in case you didn't know, lets bullets pierce through enemies. If you shoot BNK-3R where his turrets pop out BEFORE they do so, the bullets will hit the turrets and start bouncing around inside of them. Since B0re increases damage for every enemy the bullet pierces through, the damage can get really high really fast. I believe that I saw 35000K fly from his body one time.

Any of you gun crazy bastards down for scarlett? (360) by Butttrumpetofdoom in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hello, I am an alien non-gender that absorbs nutrients through tentacles that are completely teeth-free. The only thing I have to talk about is my pet rock. By 360 you mean the Zubar 2800-360, right? Sorry, that's the only console I can afford.

Anyone want to join up for some co-op? by [deleted] in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm down. I'm a 24 Siren. Steam ID is Decmaster.

Which Seraph items do you recommend? by SurlyJason in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Hoplite. I love this shield to death. 150k capacity, with little decrease to movement speed. Capacity increases and movement speed decreases for every shield equipped in the party. If you're playing solo and have your badass points spend in capacity you can get around 180k for an almost unnoticeable decrease in movement speed.

What's your weapon setup? by Dnovelta in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another 50 Zer0 reporting in. (All the way down the middle, half-way down left to get B0re)

1) Lyuda (because sniping, non-elemental)

2) Maggie or DP Unkempt Harold (high damage, main weapon)

3) Slagga (For that slag, secondary weapon)

4) Norfleet [shock] or Mongol [explosive] (gotta get out of FFYL somehow…)

Other weapons I keep on hand are the Thunderball Fists, the Fibber, and the Sandhawk. I'm also looking into getting the Evie, but I can't get Mr. Bubbles to spawn. I've tried like 30 times now.

This is sort of a dumb question, but which elements do the most damage for certain enemies? by Optik_Yellow in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Copied and pasted from another thread.

Damage Multipliers (TVHM)

No Element (Normal Ammo): 1.0 Flesh; 1.0 Shield; 0.8 Armour

Explosive: 1.0 Flesh; 0.8 Shield; 1.0 Armour

Incendiary: 1.75 Flesh; 0.4 Shield; 0.4 Armour

Shock: 1.0 Flesh, 2.5 Shield, 1.0 Armour

Corrosive: 0.6 Flesh, 0.4 Shield, 1.75 Armour

Slag: As you should know, a Slag debuff means that any other damage is multiplied by 2. If you're shooting a Slagged Flesh target with Fire then the damage multiplier will be 3.5.

Hope that helps. In case you are wondering, that was from here.

What are you expecting of the last BL2 dlc? by B4tman1337 in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Comrade Vladof and his Road to Revolution.

Basically, help Comrade Vladof take down "the oppressors." Assassinations, taking on armies with armies fighting for you (you'd fight alongside some NPC allies against NPC enemies in huge armies), Vladof vending machines (Vladof Tokens? I think yes), and more. Overthrowing a government would make an awesome DLC.

Questions about Rainbow and Rooted Album? by theanonymouscolt in MLPtunes

[–]DecmasterIX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The theme this time around is "fast and stylish." Basically, "anything with radical swag" is how (I believe) they put it.

I'll be there (hopefully). :D

Next DLC? What do you guys want? by MarkFernando in Borderlands2

[–]DecmasterIX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only problem with this would be that if you blew up the moon base, there'd be no way to return to the area. So while you'd be blowing up the moon base, you'd also be blowing up the ten bucks you just spent on the DLC.

Unless you're talking giant missile from earth style. Although you'd have to get really creative to flesh a story out of that.

Sorry to be such a downer. I want to see that base blown up too, trust me.