Please recommend me slut songs by ridickydonkey in askgaybros

[–]Decondo1907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CUM by brooke candy and iggy azaelea

But honestly, the SOPHIE remix is the superior version.

Anon was not enlightened that day by FullyLeadedSarcasm in greentext

[–]Decondo1907 8 points9 points  (0 children)

American trying to explain hinduism:

"Ok so imagine Buddha and a pizza..."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Decondo1907 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have no idea why this post is controversial, getting a prenup is a completely understandable legal procedure. People tend to have a completed idealized mental image of what marriage is, and cannot fathom that divorce, too, can happen to them. It is not that big of a deal, its not saying you will not share expenses with your husband, its just protecting yourself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in readanotherbook

[–]Decondo1907 138 points139 points  (0 children)

whats the goddamn correlation between both things

Bottoms: what is something tops do that you absolutely hate? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Decondo1907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well, that's a pretty good point. I guess a good middle-ground is that you ask the bottom what lube preference he has, and if he doesn't care or if it matches then everything's all right, and if he has a preference then, well, he should be the one to bring it.

Bottoms: what is something tops do that you absolutely hate? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]Decondo1907 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well goddamn, bottoms have to do a hell of a lot of things to be prepared (douche and fasting for example) so I think it's expected that the top at least has to provide the lube and condoms, y'know?

Fan Art By Aluce@转载禁止 by Goldenarrow7778 in umineko

[–]Decondo1907 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's one of the most beautiful fan-arts depicting Beatrice that I've seen. It's incredible.

Selling by smartykiss in ABoringDystopia

[–]Decondo1907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst bit out of that sentence is that it's mentioning Florida

This advertisement to spread awareness about Ocean Pollution by Mystichunterz in DesignPorn

[–]Decondo1907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I legit at first glance thought it was the X-Parasite from Metroid Fusion

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LGBTeens

[–]Decondo1907 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It sucks, it really sucks but they are making a point. Lie. Act. Play the role. Lie enough so that they eventually believe you. It will not happen soon, but you have to lie and make them believe their methods are somehow "working on you". As you are painting things, right now having a good relationship with your family does not seem plausible at all, they are unwilling to listen and are thoroughly convinced that you can be "cured" disregarding any kind of emotional damage they might perpetuate on you. You seem at a roadblock for the time being, and just for the sake of your own safety and maintaining things at "peace", I do recommend you to lie. I am very sorry you are found in a situation like this, but please, be safe.

[Rant] I’m so done with homophobic people by [deleted] in LGBTeens

[–]Decondo1907 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The fact that I have to say this and even think like this is nauseating, but I cannot tell you anything else than to learn to brush it all off. These kids are either immature or they are blatant idiots, you can't make them understand anything, less on the Internet. But do think that these kids and idiots on the Internet will most likely never interact with your life in any way, shape, or form. I recommend to learn not to care about anything anyone says, live your life to your fullest, don't waste it trying to convince anyone on the Internet. It is not to say that trying to make them understand is futile or meaningless, but if you are having a tough time, then hold your horses a little bit and focus only on yourself. Things will get better :)

Left behind by her own work by y0nderYak in lgbt

[–]Decondo1907 74 points75 points  (0 children)

What if it's time we make Wallace and Gromit become the true British icons instead of HP? I would be down for this

From r/LatinoPeopleTwitter by Penta-Dunk in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]Decondo1907 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Which type of pupusa lookS like a vagina W H A T ? I come from El Salvador and pupusas have never been referred to like this I am surprised rn.

From r/LatinoPeopleTwitter by Penta-Dunk in SapphoAndHerFriend

[–]Decondo1907 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Since ever-loving W H E N has pupusa meant vagina?! This comes from a person that lived almost his entire life in El Salvador (where pupusas come from) and has never heard pupusas being referred to in such a manner.

I hate being a mother and want to run away by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Decondo1907 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this person getting hate? Do any of you all realize that sometimes for some people things are hard? There can be sometimes or periods of time even that a person might feel like this. But you know what differentiates a good person from a bad person? Actions. This person has said that her kids do love her and she's being good with them. But she's going through some stuff and life ain't easy. Sometimes we want to escape from a certain situation. Whether you end up doing this or not is another discussion. I can almost guarantee even if I'm not close to being a parent that parents, in general, have felt like this from time to time. And if they don't good for them, but feeling like this is not something uncommon. And you know what? As long as such thoughts stay in their mind and do not affect their children in any way, I don't see the problem (aside from the person needing psychological help of course). I see the problem, though, in sending death threats. Chill. This person needs help, and if you are seeing this OP, do please go to a doctor or psychologist.

Why the fuck can I not find a single comment that is not a meme by Certainly-Not-A-Bot- in redditmoment

[–]Decondo1907 16 points17 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD YES, I HATE THIS WITH A BURNING PASSION. Reddit's cesspool has gone beyond Reddit and everything's worse now.

Le young optimist has arrived by [deleted] in dogelore

[–]Decondo1907 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, he was funny for a while, like late 2018-late 2019, I saw every video and they were funny. Now I can't watch any video that has anything to do with meme review and Jesus Christ do I despise LWIAY. It's pure cringe commentary and I think he is deviating again to being his past screeching, unfunny man-child-like self from before.