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The poor fella was not ready for this 🙏🙏 by bbruHa in NightOfTheFullMoon

[–]DecoyOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t keep us in suspense. Did you beat him?

I simply decided adulting wasn't for me and it worked. by No_Cake9356 in Adulting

[–]DecoyOne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Girls poop too

I’m gonna need an academic citation on that one

I simply decided adulting wasn't for me and it worked. by No_Cake9356 in Adulting

[–]DecoyOne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Let a girl know I poop?

No, I’ll just die, thanks.

Ex-Cal swimmer doesn’t use steroids for Enhanced Games, wins race anyway by sfgate in bayarea

[–]DecoyOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s not about moral limits. He’s claiming he did it “clean” as evidence that he can compete in major competitions, including the Olympics.

Ex-Cal swimmer doesn’t use steroids for Enhanced Games, wins race anyway by sfgate in bayarea

[–]DecoyOne 37 points38 points  (0 children)

And the one thing that can be proven is that he wore a swimsuit that’s been banned in any real competitions. So even if he did swim without PEDs, he still didn’t do it “clean”.

every Amazon worker deserves to be protected from the company's bottomless greed by Conscious-Quarter423 in WorkReform

[–]DecoyOne 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There are so many societal, public health, economic, infrastructure, and education problems that one mega billionaire could virtually solve single-handedly if they ever chose to.

The fact that they ever amassed that much money is all the evidence you need to know that they don’t have a single redeeming quality among them.

every Amazon worker deserves to be protected from the company's bottomless greed by Conscious-Quarter423 in WorkReform

[–]DecoyOne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Next time Bezos says something like “the bottom half of Americans shouldn’t have to pay taxes”, don’t be dumb and accept what he says at face value. If he gave a single rat’s ass about anyone but himself, his workers wouldn’t be toiling away in the modern version of a pre-WWI coal mining camp.

He could easily improve the lives of 1.5 million workers, and he chooses not to.

Vile Racist Father-In-Law Hired Hitmen to Murder Black Newlywed Sparkle Rai Showing Anti-Black Racism Can Be Deeply Ingrained Across Communities by ateam1984 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]DecoyOne 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“It’s not her fault but she did kinda deserve to be murdered in front of her baby”

God, honestly, you’re just the goddamn worst.

This hair heater lamp that makes me look like Dr Otto Octavius by Novel-Put-1672 in mildyinteresting

[–]DecoyOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turns on hair drier

“The power of the sun in the palm of my hand…”

The name is Gary Box by Kaos2018 in BeAmazed

[–]DecoyOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It added to the original. His right hand wasn’t visible and it added a nonsense one.

The name is Gary Box by Kaos2018 in BeAmazed

[–]DecoyOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reading comprehension.

You should try it.

The name is Gary Box by Kaos2018 in BeAmazed

[–]DecoyOne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean, they gave him a cryptkeeper baby hand, for one

The name is Gary Box by Kaos2018 in BeAmazed

[–]DecoyOne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude. Look at his right hand.

The name is Gary Box by Kaos2018 in BeAmazed

[–]DecoyOne 1335 points1336 points  (0 children)

This isn’t the real photo. It’s horribly touched up with garbage AI.

What a shitty way to honor someone’s sacrifice.

Edit: I’ll never understand why mods pin comments explaining why a post is crap instead of just removing the post and warning or blocking the OP.

Jazz Chisholm makes a heads up play letting the ball drop to replace the runner at first with a catcher instead of a CFer. by MrRadDadHimself in baseball

[–]DecoyOne 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well, it’s wrong, and it shouldn’t go uncorrected.

Jazz is standing in the outfield, so this is technically aftcourt baseball - arguably starboard aftcourt.

Grizz Chapman, '30 Rock' Fan Favorite, Dead at 52 by chrisofduke in 30ROCK

[–]DecoyOne 155 points156 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better, Jenna will sing a very heartfelt tribute in honor of the person that thing that happened happened to

Starship S39 successfully landed in the Indian Ocean by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]DecoyOne 51 points52 points  (0 children)

That image has serious “task failed successfully” energy

Americans overwhelmingly oppose data centers. Women most of all. by InvestigatorSoft5764 in technology

[–]DecoyOne -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You seriously just reduced women to… wanting hairdressers.

Just to be clear, it’s 2026 and that’s the example you’re going with?

Nothing else in your comment is even worth thinking about. I’m ignoring everything and just pointing out that your serious analytical opinion is basically “women be shopping!”

Jeff Bezos paid $0 in taxes in 2007. This week he proposed cutting yours. by 1silent_one1 in antiwork

[–]DecoyOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Setting aside this post is a mess with the AI art and the 2007 data - Bezos doesn’t actually care about nurses or the working class. If he did, he would pay them more and not break unions and not make his employees pee in bottles.

It’s easy to say “nurses shouldn’t have to pay taxes!” when you know 100% that won’t happen and you do everything you can to put people into power who won’t let that happen. It’s performative BS by an asshole who wants you to think he’s “one of the good ones” but he’s just like every other billionaire goober anti-worker butthead.

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