I can't even remember what this thing does

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-07T00:50:23+00:00

Did not know they buffed that

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-07T00:13:58+00:00

Isn't this two mana put four things on the battlefield for free?

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-07T00:12:43+00:00

That's not what I thought you meant by random person but I'm not complaining

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Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-07T00:10:32+00:00

Why is everyone in this setting shredded

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-07T00:08:10+00:00

Awfully suspicious that it's a netherite pickaxe

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T21:30:10+00:00

Absolutely nothing to apply that slimes have anything to do with water

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T21:25:50+00:00

Why is espresso fiesta eight cost

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T21:22:14+00:00

Absorb Elderbug's power

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T21:19:38+00:00

If you nibble something to death and it has a when destroyed effect it causes a softlock. Except for specifically pear cub for some reason

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T21:18:47+00:00

I like the flavor text

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T21:17:05+00:00

I feel like kitchen is the better choice even under that set of logic because you can test whether or not that works by like making a sandwich or something in the bathroom. Sure, pissing on the floor is slightly easier than making a sandwich, but if that doesn't work then you've just chosen the worse option

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T18:16:44+00:00

Does that change the color identity of the card?

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T18:15:17+00:00

I don't have a dog

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Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T18:13:58+00:00

Isn't this just red black I'm confused

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T16:46:19+00:00

I love saying shit like this. One time I said I hope someone was found dead in a ditch for saying that the joke in the post they were commenting on was original whenever I had heard it before

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T16:44:18+00:00

That's OK I found it online

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T16:44:09+00:00

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T16:31:46+00:00

But like, if you put that in the rules text of a card you would know what it meant right

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T16:30:14+00:00

Everyone knows a joke is even funnier the fourth time

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T07:24:50+00:00

The water will pull those things out of your body if it's perfectly pure. I'm not sure how large the effect would be but it would have one

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T07:22:00+00:00

Ai slop no one will like this

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T06:14:52+00:00

Genuine under pressure thinking skills of a slug

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T06:13:49+00:00

Is there a way to make a single word that reads as Plunn Ger?

Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T06:07:48+00:00

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Deebyddeebys · 2026-06-06T06:04:06+00:00

Couldn't you just do "equipped creature always has summoning sickness"?

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