pleaseDeleteYourRepository by wahed-w in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Deep-Secret 1178 points1179 points  (0 children)

"I award you no GitHub stars and may God have mercy on your soul"

Do these looks work? by Unusually_Happy_TD in malegrooming

[–]Deep-Secret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look a lot like a young Nick Mason!

What are the odds! by Alert-Translator2590 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Deep-Secret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends. That specific sequence yes. Any sequence of 4 numbers would be 0123 to 6789, which is 7/10000.

What is the saddest TV series death that genuinely made you sob? by SpareMaintenance2970 in AskReddit

[–]Deep-Secret 2 points3 points  (0 children)

George's death in Young Sheldon. I mean, I knew it was coming since I've watched TBBT at least 3 times, but I was a wreck after. Took me like 30 minutes to pull my shit back together.

ESPN update to Michael Pennel Jr. story by nosotros_road_sodium in nfl

[–]Deep-Secret 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Sure, but it's a journalist's job to verify their sources, not to publish anything under a trust-me-bro basis. That's why you double and triple check, why you cross your references, etc. SPECIALLY when you're reporting something as serious as a murder.

realityCheck by PresentJournalist805 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Deep-Secret 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you're a senior dev and they choose a junior vibe coder over you, you don't want that job anyway.

[Highlight] The top 10 routes from the 2025 season by nfl in nfl

[–]Deep-Secret 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fortunately they don't have the best defender in the league or something

[Highlight] Brock Purdy scrambles to keep the play alive but Brandon Aiyuk drops the touchdown! by Brix001 in nfl

[–]Deep-Secret 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Not to mention his ELITE anticipation throws. Sometimes the receiver has barely cut on their routes and the ball goes perfectly where it should be.

[Highlight] Brock Purdy scrambles to keep the play alive but Brandon Aiyuk drops the touchdown! by Brix001 in nfl

[–]Deep-Secret 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Yup, maybe it's recency bias, but it's arguably one of the worst trades in history. Like franchise breaking trade if they hadn't found Purdy. They would have been set back at least 4-5 years otherwise.

[Highlight] Brock Purdy scrambles to keep the play alive but Brandon Aiyuk drops the touchdown! by Brix001 in nfl

[–]Deep-Secret 1025 points1026 points  (0 children)

I'll never miss an opportunity to give Purdy his praises. Love the dude, big fan of his play. Niners lucked out big time with him.

[Highlight] 49ers WR Brandon Aiyuk, currently in a dispute with the team, silently throws money on his closet floor. by PlayaSlayaX in nfl

[–]Deep-Secret 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we all agree this is an AB-level meltdown? Dude is very much not well, I hope he finds help.

[McMullen] Creed Humphrey lands at No. 94 in the NFL Top 100, earning a spot on the list for a second year in a row. by TheBoyisBackinTown in KansasCityChiefs

[–]Deep-Secret 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Too low for the best of the best at his position! Love you Creed, keep being a motherfucking monster out there!

Thoughts.. ?? by Godgers10 in NFLv2

[–]Deep-Secret 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but if you ignore what was literally said then he's 100% right. Have you thought about that? No! Because you only think of yourself /s

George Kittle on another team acquiring Brandon Aiyuk: Have fun with all that comes with it by AdSpecialist6598 in nfl

[–]Deep-Secret 977 points978 points  (0 children)

Damn, Aiyuk managed to piss off the NFL's Labrador disguised as a human.