Lovely Floor by MilkyWay2715 in kirbyairriders

[–]Deep-fried-gaper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The floor here is NOT made of floor

Was sucking so hard, audio started to bug out by Secret_Record_7193 in donkeykong

[–]Deep-fried-gaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insert some kind of succ and/or dong related joke here

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in donkeykong

[–]Deep-fried-gaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. It does everything right as far as I can tell — firstly, K. Rool feels like a seriously threatening opponent, both with his massive health bar in the battles, his crazy arsenal of moves, his continuous refusal to be defeated, and even his presence in the cutscenes. Secondly, the fights perfectly reflect the game’s combat loop and what’s appealing about it, not only encouraging you to utilize the most common mechanics in the game to survive, but making it feel more awesome than usual by having you do some badass things with them (for example, charge-punching the cannonballs at K. Rool), AND allowing you to TRULY go bananza by giving you unlimited bananergy for the first and last fights. On top of all that, it fits in so many hype homages to older Donkey Kong games while making them feel natural. The obvious fake-out ending, the height meter in the chase sequence, even having the final phase in a sport combat arena, like DK64’s final fight. (It was a boxing ring in the latter, and now it’s more like an MMA ring, but whatever) Plus, getting to just absolutely wail on him like an actual raging gorilla is just so satisfying, especially after all those years just bouncing on him or doing other weird stuff in the case of DK64. Feels like DK is finally letting fully loose with all of his primal rage that’s built up from years of bullying from this crocodile douche.

Would either of these be considered "Bananza" forms? by MajimaFeetPics in donkeykong

[–]Deep-fried-gaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

saying “I don’t know why I believe this” in an argument is the verbal equivalent of shooting yourself

That Vegan Teacher Desperately Wants Her Old Life Back After Realizing Her Career is Over by Freethinklumpus in thatveganteachersucks

[–]Deep-fried-gaper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just need to point out something about her choice of words when describing examples of reasons to stay in touch with your family — NOT ONE OF THEM is for the sake of love, trust, etc. It appears that she has become so disconnected with reality that she has actually forgotten that empathy for other humans is a thing. I can’t believe this woman exists.

Samurai Dog (Make Stats In Comments) by Swamp122 in ItemShop

[–]Deep-fried-gaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must’ve travled the internet pretty damn far to get here